I have to commend all of you. Three pages in and still not a single stupid double entendre joke...just helpful replies. This can't possibly be the internet.
I taught orchestral strings and conducted orchestras for 31 years in public school. The father of one of my students called me one afternoon and said, "My daughter's G string is loose. Can you help her tighten it?" I had to bite my inner cheek so hard to keep from laughing that my eyes were watering.
I taught orchestral strings and conducted orchestras for 31 years in public school. The father of one of my students called me one afternoon and said, "My daughter's G string is loose. Can you help her tighten it?" I had to bite my inner cheek so hard to keep from laughing that my eyes were watering.