My favorite bit of insanity is the idea of "dry" and "wet" counties, like they do in Texas. You mean I have to drive all the way across town to get drunk? How the hell am I going to get home? Drive drunk, that's how!
Here in New Orleans we do it right. We've got bars on every corner, and you can buy alcohol anywhere at any time, so you never have go far to get a drink.
Yeah, I live in a dry county. It's barbaric.
