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Get off my LAWN! "Grumpy Old Farts"

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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.

“But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “Because”, he said, “I can’t stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.” :wacky:
 
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.

“But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “Because”, he said, “I can’t stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.” :wacky:
(grooooan):rollno:
 
My puns drive people nuts, this is usually when I bolt away. :bag:
A "Court Jester" was warned to 'knock it off' with the puns, but couldn't stop himself. The King ordered that he be thrown into the dungeon 'til he came up with a pun for his situation. When the King asked him if he'd come up with something, the Jester replied "o-pun the door".
 
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...the Rio Grande near Taos, NM

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We have a lot of black walnut trees..the birds hate them. English walnuts and almonds do badly here. Trying to grow some pecans and hazlenuts.


And reminded its been so long a time that I can't actually reckon how long since I've seen horse chestnuts.
 
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.

“But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “Because”, he said, “I can’t stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.” :wacky:

He was pulling his chess nuts out of the foyer.
 
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