Welp.
Today I got a nastygram from the city about not one but THREE violations on my property. The first is that danged laurel (see: last Saturday's entry in this thread). This is odd because I've really kept it corralled so it's not impeding the trash trucks. True, it needs a lot of work. If I were physically well, I could have it down to manageability over the course of a season. But I'm not, and my low bid is $4000. I don't have that, and it's ridiculous. But last the compliance guy told me, I was ok - and he was thrilled with my progress.
Second violation was the detritus from move-outs from the apartments across the alley. Huge turnover in those 16 units, and they just dump their crap. The compliance guy has been very helpful here at not holding me responsible. Technically speaking, if it's on my side of the alley, it's my problem. I've been very assertive about 'No it is not, and if you think I am trafficking in used bedbug-infested mattresses on a monthly basis, you are free to come into my home and be quickly disabused of that notion.'
Third violation was not having house numbers displayed on the alley. Uhh. One of their own photos very clearly shows... house numbers on my garage, clearly visible from the alley.
Now. The city is complaint-driven. Although it's possible the inspector was in the neighborhood and said 'Oh crud,' that's not likely what happened. My guess is that one set of parents decided to retaliate against me for 'getting into their business' with their kids. Didn't seem like it was going down that way at the time, but the timing seems a tad odd. The other possibility is that my neighbors have retaliated. They were parking like jerks (in my driveway, blocking my driveway, laughing at me and saying 'Nope!' when I asked them to not) and finally I got the city to paint lines in front of their house and yellow-zone around my driveway. They had a fit, including threatening to make me pay for a survey (ha!) to prove that my driveway was not on their property. More threats, including attorneys. None of it came to pass, which makes sense because there was nothing there. But maybe this is how they're going to stick it to me.
I'll never know what's up here, but it sucks. I'll write a letter, pushing back on this, but I doubt it'll help.