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Get off my LAWN! "Grumpy Old Farts"
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Hopefully, 'cause if a 70' sloop was missing as much rigging as those harnesses, the masts would be lying on deck, or floating by on the starboard side!
NORAD is just a front. Santa has a cell phone and the NSA is tracking him!
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AFIK a 70' sloop is a big sloop.
NORAD is the 50 dollar Chinese P bass of tracking
NORAD is the 50 dollar Chinese P bass of tracking
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And full circle back to buffalo jokes.
No buffalo on the table tonight. It's bresaola, olives, anchovy, feta, naan, and wine.
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National Santa Association?......
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[stolenjoke] Every time Santa sits on my lap, he wants the same thing! [/stolenjoke]
[stolenjoke] I wish men would stop asking Santa for the perfect woman. He's tried to kidnap me three times this week. [/stolenjoke]
[stolenjoke] I wish men would stop asking Santa for the perfect woman. He's tried to kidnap me three times this week. [/stolenjoke]
I remember seeing the contrails of NORAD bombers heading north. It was a daily event staged against the deep blue skies.
And I dreamed I saw the bombers
Riding shotgun in the sky
And they were turning into butterflies
Above our nation
And I dreamed I saw the bombers
Riding shotgun in the sky
And they were turning into butterflies
Above our nation
And I dreamed I saw the bombers
Riding shotgun in the sky
And they were turning into butterflies
Above our nation.....High?....
Riding shotgun in the sky
And they were turning into butterflies
Above our nation.....High?....
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[DrStrangelove] We can't have a mine shaft Gap! [/DrStrangelove]
MERRY CHRISTMAS to one and all.
Whatever you celebrate,
may the Love and Peace of our Lord
be upon you and your Lord.
Best to you!
Whatever you celebrate,
may the Love and Peace of our Lord
be upon you and your Lord.
Best to you!
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MERRY CHRISTMAS to one and all.
Whatever you celebrate,
may the Love and Peace of our Lord
be upon you and your Lord.
Best to you!
When Jesus was young, he went to his dad who was a carpenter and asked him to help build a bass. They came up with the body shape and scale in cubits. They worked together and built a very special bass. His grandmother Anne was very proud. They called it the J-Bass.
Jesus became a very good bass player, playing up on the mount. He developed a following. His songs told of life stories that folks found comfort in. It all started with an interest in song.
Why falling asleep after Christmas lunch is so common.
Food coma over, Rover. …
Note to selfie: Even with a twist o' lemon, lambrusco is no substitute for sal volatile.
Food coma over, Rover. …
Note to selfie: Even with a twist o' lemon, lambrusco is no substitute for sal volatile.
Who are you? And what have you done with Fat Freddy?
Now, where's that wafer? Waiter. …
I appear to have awoken in an alternative universe this stupid o-clock in the morning.....
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