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Get off my LAWN! "Grumpy Old Farts"

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BadExample said:
To me, it's an honor to share my friends up and downs, sorrows and treasures.



Please make her stop that. She is as thin as she needs to be! Balanced diet. If she wants to loose weight, smaller portions and exercise.



True, but it sux, because that's not always what fun for you :D



I can relate to that, my brother. Just like when my father passed. For years I would look for him in the living room in his easy chair and he wasn't there. Very empty feeling! Thank God she'll be home tomorrow!



Amen! I hereby declare the next 24 hours NO GRUMPINESS for all us GOF's! Be happy!
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God bless all you grumpy old farts!!!! :D
 
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To lighten things up a bit, I had a kind so serious Grumpy Old Fart day today. I was hungry, very hungry when I was out working my horses tonight and saw that one of the women I partner with on 2 of the horses had brought out a bag of beef jerky. Cool, it's Prairie Dog brand, hickory smoked beef steak, gluten free. I take a bite and it's pretty awful, and just then another rider walked by and said "I think those are dog treats". Those are words you don't want to hear while chewing on one. The looked like regular jerky, no different. Look at the package with my glasses and in tiny type at the bottom on the back it says "premium dog treats", EVERYTHING else looked human, graphics, marketing text, etc. Yucko.
 
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The dog can't buy it, so they have to make attractive to you!
agedhorse said:
To lighten things up a bit, I had a kind so serious Grumpy Old Fart day today. I was hungry, very hungry when I was out working my horses tonight and saw that one of the women I partner with on 2 of the horses had brought out a bag of beef jerky. Cool, it's Prairie Dog brand, hickory smoked beef steak, gluten free. I take a bite and it's pretty awful, and just then another rider walked by and said "I think those are dog treats". Those are words you don't want to hear while chewing on one. The looked like regular jerky, no different. Look at the package with my glasses and in tiny type at the bottom on the back it says "premium dog treats", EVERYTHING else looked human, graphics, marketing text, etc. Yucko.
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agedhorse said:
To lighten things up a bit, I had a kind so serious Grumpy Old Fart day today. I was hungry, very hungry when I was out working my horses tonight and saw that one of the women I partner with on 2 of the horses had brought out a bag of beef jerky. Cool, it's Prairie Dog brand, hickory smoked beef steak, gluten free. I take a bite and it's pretty awful, and just then another rider walked by and said "I think those are dog treats". Those are words you don't want to hear while chewing on one. The looked like regular jerky, no different. Look at the package with my glasses and in tiny type at the bottom on the back it says "premium dog treats", EVERYTHING else looked human, graphics, marketing text, etc. Yucko.
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We had a newish brother in law no one but my sister (was her husband) even liked. He was in school for Dentistry. Thanksgiving day and in a covered dish was the "chocolate candies". After he ate the whole dish he commented how bad they were. They were not chocolates at all but our dog's treats. We all got a big chuckle inside and told him the next day before they left WHAT they were. Then even my sister found it funny.
 
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B-string said:
We had a newish brother in law no one but my sister (was her husband) even liked. He was in school for Dentistry. Thanksgiving day and in a covered dish was the "chocolate candies". After he ate the whole dish he commented how bad they were. They were not chocolates at all but our dog's treats. We all got a big chuckle inside and told him the next day before they left WHAT they were. Then even my sister found it funny.
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Ummm probably don't want to get dental work from him.... ;)
 
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alaskaleftybass said:
Ummm probably don't want to get dental work from him.... ;)
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No worries there. He lives on the other side of the US. He also stuck my sister on a plane to California without their 4 kids, one way without even a dime to call for a ride right after he became a licensed Dentist. Our take on this "person" was found to be spot on. My sister had to panhandle change for a phone call from LAX. She worked the entire time she wasn't popping out kids to put HIM through school.
 
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B-string said:
No worries there. He lives on the other side of the US. He also stuck my sister on a plane to California without their 4 kids, one way without even a dime to call for a ride right after he became a licensed Dentist. Our take on this "person" was found to be spot on. My sister had to panhandle change for a phone call from LAX. She worked the entire time she wasn't popping out kids to put HIM through school.
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We Alaskans have only one question for people like that.... "Would you like to go fishing... oh, say, out on the ocean?" ;)
 
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So AKLB did you get her home yet? Sled dawgs tired from the trip? Got TV and know all about life in Alaska. Hope you got a week off from the crab boat!
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lolllll she's going to climb out of the window tonight, three floors up. We tied a bunch of sheets together. She's feeling better because she's starting to give me orders about not walking into a dirty house when she gets home ha ha ha... I'm so excited. It might be by 5:00 tonight or before lunch tomorrow. She told the doc she was very ready to bust out!

Here's a picture of our town, Sitka Alaska.

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Mt. Edgecumbe

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Alaska Day parade

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Just Awesome!

alaskaleftybass said:
lolllll she's going to climb out of the window tonight, three floors up. We tied a bunch of sheets together. She's feeling better because she's starting to give me orders about not walking into a dirty house when she gets home ha ha ha... I'm so excited. It might be by 5:00 tonight or before lunch tomorrow. She told the doc she was very ready to bust out!

Here's a picture of our town, Sitka Alaska.

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Mt. Edgecumbe

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Alaska Day parade

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Such a beautiful place!

Sorry she didn't get out today.

Are the soldiers National Guard or US? Or just a bunch of you guys out on a polar bear hunt? Must be badazz shots since you warn them with the horns :D (Not making fun of the troops, of course, just life in general...)

Is it yesterday or tomorrow there across the date line?
 
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