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Get off my LAWN! "Grumpy Old Farts"

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17-year-old males were impossibly swave and deboner to 10-year-old me; girls the same age were sophisticated and mysterious.

Fortunately now I see 17-year-olds now as the idiots that they are ;)

Of course I was absolutely brilliant as a 17-year-old, but you knew that ;)
 
Fortunately now I see 17-year-olds now as the idiots that they are ;)

Of course I was absolutely brilliant as a 17-year-old, but you knew that ;)
I know now that the typical male doesn't have a hope of knowing the difference between his @$$ and second base until he's at least 25, and teenage girls are clueless idiots and less mysterious.
 
I know now that the typical male doesn't have a hope of knowing the difference between his @$$ and second base until he's at least 25, and teenage girls are clueless idiots and less mysterious.

IDK, if I remember correctly, I was taught a few things by some teenage girls. Some more "worldly" than myself...but those are stories for another time.
 
IDK, if I remember correctly, I was taught a few things by some teenage girls. Some more "worldly" than myself...but those are stories for another time.
Their names weren't 13-year olds Debby and Barb, living on the north side of St. Louis, were they?

That'd be a heck of a coincidence, the 2 who, um, trained me also being responsible for your worldly upbringing! :smug:
 
Their names weren't 13-year olds Debby and Barb, living on the north side of St. Louis, were they?

That'd be a heck of a coincidence, the 2 who, um, trained me also being responsible for your worldly upbringing! :smug:

Nope. It seems as though "worldly" applies to those trained throughout the world. My training was in Canada. Apparently, back then, training was, indeed, global.
 
Their names weren't 13-year olds Debby and Barb, living on the north side of St. Louis, were they?

That'd be a heck of a coincidence, the 2 who, um, trained me also being responsible for your worldly upbringing! :smug:
I think so, except they were older, in N. VA, and those weren't their names. :laugh:
 
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