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Ginger or Mary Ann?

who do you prefer?

  • Ginger

    Votes: 20 14.3%
  • Mary Ann

    Votes: 100 71.4%
  • Mrs. Howell

    Votes: 10 7.1%
  • I like radioactive carrots

    Votes: 10 7.1%

  • Total voters
    140
  • Poll closed .
I had to vote Ginger. I live in the land of country bumpkins that is MaryAnn land. It's like Disneyland, but no talking Mice w/big ears, just a bunch of redneck HOHOHOs. I'd much rather spend some time with some shallow LA gals anyday. They might not talk to me either but hey atleast they got all thier teeth, right. I would normally go for the brunette but hey if you lived in Louisiana you wopuld probably vote Ginger to, unless you play in a Gorge Jones cover band.
 
TribalisticBass said:
I had to vote Ginger. I live in the land of country bumpkins that is MaryAnn land. It's like Disneyland, but no talking Mice w/big ears, just a bunch of redneck HOHOHOs. I'd much rather spend some time with some shallow LA gals anyday. They might not talk to me either but hey atleast they got all thier teeth, right. I would normally go for the brunette but hey if you lived in Louisiana you wopuld probably vote Ginger to, unless you play in a Gorge Jones cover band.

What if neither one of them was able to speak?
 
nonsqtr said:
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
a tale of a fateful trip.
That started from this tropic port,
aboard this tiny ship.
The mate was a mighty sailin' man,
the skipper brave and sure.
Five passengers set sail that day,
for a three hour tour, a three hour tour………
The weather started getting rough,
the tiny ship was tossed.
If not for the courage of the fearless crew,
the Minnow would be lost; the Minnow would be lost.
The ship took ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle,
with Gilligan, the Skipper too,
the Millionaire, and his Wife,
the Movie Star, the Professor and Mary Ann,
here on Gilligan's Isle.
Mary Ann didn't even rate in the first version of the song.

...With Gilligan, the Skipper too,
the Millionaire, and his Wife,
the Movie Star, and the rest
here on Gilligan's Isle

Mary Ann