Give me your best advice!!

[Scooberto]

Don't get married! Stay single! Nobody but you cares about your tone and how precise of a player you are. Have fun and move around. Don't eat cheese before noon. Try as you might, you cannot live on booze, McDonald's breakfast, aspirin, and left over pizza. Keep your fuel tank in your car full.

Wish that advice would have been handed to me about 10 years ago. Lol

 

[Son of Wobble]

Eat food, not too much, mostly plants.
Don't smoke.

 

[ArtechnikA]

Character One, when trying to find a way out of a dangerous situation:
"It's at times like this I wish I'd listened to what my father told me."

Character Two:
"What was that?"

Character One:
"I don't know - I wasn't listening !"

 

[Spent]

We're here to play music not songs, that's what the jukebox is for.

 

[Paladin54]

You can't change people. The only person who can change them is themselves, but only if they want to.

You can only change yourself, but only if you want to.

 

[mikeyjm2]

Don't ask for advice, ask for the answer: 42

 

[friendlybass]

Its your thing, do what you're gonna do.

 

[BassFishingInAmerica]

Never, EVER, trade or sell anything worth keeping.

 

[ZonieBass]

We all have to get older, but immaturity can last a lifetime.

 

[NKBassman]

Never fry bacon shirtless.

 

[Awesome Sauce]

If a woman tells you it's the biggest she's ever seen, remember: she's said the same thing about every spider ever.

 

[CGremlin]

Walk away, because she's not really 18.

 

[Nev375]

Plan to fail. That way if you end up failing you will be a success.

 

[fendermademygibson]

You can't change people.

People don't change. Circumstances change.

The only one to make one's self look bad is one's self.

 

[Al T.]

Never stand when you can sit and never sit when you can lie down and remember- If my advice was any good I would be selling it, not giving it away.

 

[Slough Feg Bass]

exercise !!!!

get in shape, and STAY THAT WAY !!!

get your abs goin. keep them up. nothing chicks like more than a solid set of abs.

drink a glass of water for every glass of booze you drink.

 

[Son of Wobble]

Never stand when you can sit and never sit when you can lie down and remember- If my advice was any good I would be selling it, not giving it away.

Sitting down in actually pretty bad for you, metabolically speaking. Much more healthful for one to stand.

Sitting will kill you, even if you exercise - CNN.com

 

[fendermademygibson]

If my advice was any good I would be selling it, not giving it away.

B
I
NGO!

Ha!

 

[MVE]

Drinking before a gig is not a good idea.

Drinking after a gig is a wonderful idea.

 

[BAG]

If you've been drinking don't drive and if you're walking stay away from the river.