Give me your best advice!!

[Muddslide]

"Keep company with those who seek the truth. Flee from those who have found it."

-Vaclav Havel.

 

[Big Hoss]

Dress for the job you want. With this in mind, I think several of my former colleagues wanted to work as a bag lady...

 

[Big Hoss]

Don't fry bacon naked.

 

[Big Hoss]

Whether you believe you can, or cannot do a thing, you are right.

 

[Big Hoss]

Success is 10% inspiration, and 90% perspiration.

 

[Big Hoss]

Don't bring your parents car home with a dent. Especially if you are in your 40s...

 

[Big Hoss]

16 will get you 20.

 

[Big Hoss]

Never insult or otherwise irritate the people that handle your food.

 

[Big Hoss]

Never insult 7 men when all you are packing is a 6 shooter.

 

[Nev375]

If you don't have anything nice to say, come find me and we will talk trash about others together.

 

[Big Hoss]

If it feels creepy, it probably is.

 

[Dash Lashes]

edit: sorry to annoy!

 

[vdbass]

The crowd will rarely notice when you've played a wrong note....so don't give them that "grimace" and give it away.

"Do it again...they'll think you planned it"
--Harry Nelson, trumpet and bass extraordaire.

 

[Stewie26]

If you can't fix it, then feature it.

 

[neckdive]

It's not the clothes that make you look fat. It's the fat that makes you look fat.

 

[neckdive]

When all else fails, you will also.

 

[zontar]

If I could send a letter back in time would I follow my own advice from the future?

I would.

Whenever I see the question asked about going back in time to give your teenaged self advice my answer is always that it wouldn't matter, because I wouldn't listen.

 

[zontar]

"Do it again...they'll think you planned it"
--Harry Nelson, trumpet and bass extraordaire.

I live by this...

 

[Awesome Sauce]

When life gives you lemons, put them in the freezer for 3 hours, and then throw them at the people who are making your life difficult.

 

[David Jayne]

Youth and talent are no match for age and treachery.