Give me your best advice!!

[FretNoMore]

Take a grain of salt with advice from anonymous people on the Internet.

 

[gnarlyWarlock]

Smoke weed, f* b*ches, get money.

 

[kenneffdupriest]

stay away from pointy headstocks

 

[FretNoMore]

Smoke weed, f* b*ches, get money.

And so, a few brain cells have met their demise

People (users) claim herbs don't kill brain cells, so, is it the women or the money?

I don't know whether any of them are deadly to brain cells, but they all seem to make them stupider at times.

 

[Short-scale]

Never stick your **** into crazy.

If I had only listened to that advice....

 

[7dollarbologna]

Don't try.

 

[Paladin54]

Nobody gets out of life alive, so stop worrying about it.

 

[Nev375]

It's much easier to not eat 400 calories than to diet or work off 400 calories. Remember that when you're looking at that next candy bar.

The problem is that the voice in my head that is responsible for reminding me of advice like this is being drowned out by all the other voices in my head that are screaming "HOORAY! A CANDY BAR!" So I don't get to think of this until immediately after I've eaten it and all the other voices have quieted down.

 

[gnarlyWarlock]

People (users) claim herbs don't kill brain cells, so, is it the women or the money?

I don't know whether any of them are deadly to brain cells, but they all seem to make them stupider at times.

Exactly why I edited my post, since I've realized the second statement is somewhat deceptive. Weed doesn't kill your brain cells, my point was that people are out chasing corporeal desires without any self-restraint or will to suppress their primal urges. In other words, they are out massaging their phallus and throwing out all their cash on a baggie whilst swinging baggies, as their talents and mental prowess slowly rot away. There isn't anything wrong with any 3 of those activities, assuming you don't act on them daily. & I've seen many kids throughout high school for whom those were in essence, the 3 commandments. Lol

 

[BassFishingInAmerica]

 

[Big Hoss]

If you have Diarrhea and you know you are going to have to use a public restroom, say like at work, bring your own TP... Your backside will thank you for it!

 

[Big Hoss]

Never turn a condom inside out and reuse it. (I know somebody that actually did this, he and his girlfriend got a shock when she missed her period...)

 

[Big Hoss]

Don't eat the yellow snow.

 

[Big Hoss]

Blue pill, red pill, what kind of moron takes pills from some random stranger in a trench coat and sunglasses?

 

[Big Hoss]

A day spent playing music with the mountains as your audience is hard to beat.

 

[Big Hoss]

Don't go for rides with strangers in windowless vans.

 

[Big Hoss]

Everything happens for a reason. Unfortunately sometimes that reason is you make foolish decisions.

 

[FretNoMore]

Blue pill, red pill, what kind of moron takes pills from some random stranger in a trench coat and sunglasses?

Probably the same morons that use designer drugs with unknowable content bought online. Boggles my mind why you'd risk your life that way.

 

[MultiScaleMale]

Bad idea

 

[Big Hoss]

Know the inkwell you dip your pen into.