God spoke to me onstage!

[Staredge]

Better version is

"Why is it when you talk to God, they call it prayer.....but when God talks to you, they call it schizophrenia?????"

 

[dougjwray]

Riiiiiight!

Classic Bill Cosby routine, for those not picking up on it.

 

[Chef FourString]

Reminds me of the scene in "Real Genius", lol

Boom. +1

 

[ctbass]

Great stuff.

 

[hrodbert696]

Did you ask him what a cubit was?

That would have been a useful question indeed.

A cubit? I'd ask him what's an ark, first!

Riiiiiight!

VOOOO pah, VOOOO pah, VOOOOO pah VOOOO pah

DING!

 

[Randall]

There you have it. "Soundguy is God". News at 11.

 

[jeffbrown]

Reminds me of the old saw: "Question Authority!" To which the riposte was: "If Authority answers, will you listen?"

I talk to God daily, in prayer. I am blessed, because he often answers. The answer may be obvious, or more often in a manner which requires thought and contemplation. The thing is, we have to be open to an answer we aren't prepared to hear, and accept it for what it is.

That said, I have never heard His voice - yet! - over any sort of headset. I suppose there is a first time for everything...!

 

[Dubista]

That would have been your best chance to ask what the best bass for Metal is.

 

[Reace George]

That would have been your best chance to ask what the best bass for Metal is.

I love this comment. Even God couldn't know the answer to that :')

 

[pnut166]

I work in a hospital. We had an elderly lady on the unit one night, who had mild dementia. She was at risk for a fall injury, but kept getting out of bed unattended. Me & a buddy could see her from our desk down the hall. He called down to her room on the intercom and said, in a mildly stern voice " Don`t. Get. Out. Of. Bed." She immediately stopped, looked around the room, and after a pause, asked in a revered voice "Jesus ? Is that you ? "

 

[pharmakon]

VOOOO pah, VOOOO pah, VOOOOO pah VOOOO pah

DING!

I can't tell you how many times I watched that HBO special when I was growing up. Always a favorite!

 

[mongo2]

I look all the way across the sanctuary at the sound guy, "Kevin". We make eye contact. He says in my AVIOM "yes, you! please tell Chris (worship leader) that he's got his mic turned off on his belt!"

haha! so I felt really silly, but for about 10 seconds I considered the possibility that God was actually talking to me, audibly IN MY HEAD. haha!

Don't you know? Soundmen ARE gods.

 

[6jase5]

Wait wait...I thought that god was Alanis Morissette and we weren't worthy to hear her voice?

 

[Jazzdogg]

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing.

She found the stories told by her friends so enticing that she acquired all of the equipment she’d need, and headed for the ice.

After hauling her gear from the car to the ice, she began to make a circular cut in the ice.

Suddenly, a commanding male voice boomed from above:
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."

She stopped and looked skyward, asking:
"Is that you, Lord?"

The voice replied:
“NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE SKATING RINK!"

 

[JaamE]

Isn't internal voices a sign if schizophrenia.

My Dr says that's only if the voices tell me to do things, or come from outside my head when there's no one there. The people arguing in my head are fine.

 

[No4PCs]

"Michael", the voice says.

I look around. The guitarist is staring straight ahead. The pianist is looking down.

"Michael."

The worship leader has his back to me. What's going on?

"MICHAEL", still a whisper but louder this time.



.

I think God misunderstood persons. He would you play
" Billie Jean "

 

[Floridabwoy]

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[Ace Marconi]

Sound guy did that to us last weekend! first time I've ever heard him speak outside of sound check. It was a bit weird. Wanted to know if we knew "White Rabbit". Drums & I started it up, but we're a country band, and no-one else caught on.

 

[Russell L]

I've never heard God's voice, but I sure have felt His boot heel.