LOL
30 or 40 out of 60000 is a really, really crappy batting average.
... good point. I guess I was "combining" things. Using my numbers above, there might be 1000 "Jack Straws" ... that song was relatively consistent in terms of structure (e.g., less experimental). Surely some were better than others, but in my 30 to 40, I was counting it only "Once".
Here's my short list of songs I still find cool ...
Bertha (also usually consistent, definitive version on Skull & Roses)
Bird Song (all over the map in terms of "quality")
Black Peter (usually consistent)
Brown Eyed Women (definitive version on Europe '72)
Candyman (usually consistent)
Cassidy (very inconsistent, but the jam occasionally jelled well)
China Cat Sunflower (definitive version on Europe '72)
Dark Star (the version on Live Dead was the tune that got me interested in the band - still remarkable, imho)
Deal
Eyes of the World (very inconsistent, but fun to play on the guitar)
Hard to Handle (the Otis Redding tune was one of the few that could actually ROCK under the guidance of PigPen) ... ditto their cover of It Hurts Me Too).
Jack Straw (definitive version on Europe '72)
Let Me Sing Your Blues Away (only the studio version ever worked for me)
Look Like Rain (I think more beautiful than Jack Straw, again stick with the Studio version)
Loser ... like Deal ... fun tunes, stick to the Garcia Studio Versions
Mississippi Half Step (very inconsistent, not sure the definitive version)
St. Steven / The Other One (again off Live Dead: worth the price of admission)
Ramble on Rose (definitive version on Europe '72)
Scarlett Begonias (very inconsistent, very interesting rhythmically, not sure the definitive version)
Sugar Magnolia (everyone's favorite, definitive version on American Beauty)
Terrapin Station (I recall a version in Baltimore where over perhaps 4 minutes they took the repeating riff from a near whisper to a perfect edge - the tone of distortion at the peak still sweetly sings in my ear).
... so that's like 20 songs? I sure that number could be doubled (studio + live versions), but my point was, if only one "Definitive Recording" of each of those were released (as is the case with many bands) - Dead-Haters would be a rare animal.