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Groupie Accidentally Sleeps With Bass Player
- Thread starter Tony In Philly
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"Mistaking him for someone important in the band..." 
As someone who did OK in my single gigging days, I take offense to this.
Why I did best when I played in a trio... That eight-piece band with horns made it much more difficult.
In a trio the wasted groupies lose count on how many strings which guy had.
Thankfully most of that happened pre-internet, and definitely pre-smart phone!
We never wasted groupies. They were just too precious.
Let me see... Gene Simmons, Nikki Sixx an Duff McKagan all seem to have done pretty well for themselves...
This joke is so old I'd advise putting on latex gloves before touching. You might catch something.
When my wife and I first met, she told me she had a strict “No Musicians” dating policy. Being a bass player, I figured that meant I was safe. 
It would appear that this young "lady" has an IQ somewhat lower than her age.
This joke always returns in some different kind of iteration. But it still makes people laugh for some reason, including me.This joke is so old I'd advise putting on latex gloves before touching. You might catch something.
I laughed my ass off.
*Throws carrots at groupie, then runs like hell
