Groupie Accidentally Sleeps With Bass Player

[MasterMonkeyMan]

Lucky bass player.

 

[Eli_Kyiv]

This is like the old one about the bimbo actress who decided to advance her career in the film industry by sleeping with the writer.

There was an episode along these lines in TV show "Love".

 

[Bassamatic]

USUALLY - But not always!!

 

[Joebone]

There was an episode along these lines in TV show "Love".

I actually first heard this as a "Polish Actress" joke, but generalized to "bimbo" out of deference to my Lithuanian roots.

 

[TexasHeat]

This joke is so old I'd advise putting on latex gloves before touching. You might catch something.

So old, it was initially printed on paper.

 

[JimK]

When my wife and I first met, she told me she had a strict “No Musicians” dating policy. Being a bass player, I figured that meant I was safe.

That was usually the drummer.

You know-
Club owner: "How many musicians in the band"?
Answer: "3 + a drummer".

 

[Michedelic]

They still have groupies?