Groupie Accidentally Sleeps With Bass Player

[Tony In Philly]

fake news.

It's satire.

 

[VeryTallBassist]

It could happen. Hell, I met my first wife when I was playing keyboards of all things

 

[George Dennis]

all goodI laughed my ass off.

Does that mean you're now just a b___ player?

 

[Rojd]

Sounds like something from The Onion.

 

[Eli_Kyiv]

It could happen. Hell, I met my first wife when I was playing keyboards of all things

In the band I was in 35 years ago the keyboard player was the most popular guy. When girls saw that jawline they didn't care what instrument he plays.

 

[Eli_Kyiv]

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Poor Victoria is in her forties or fifties now, but this story will follow her to the end of her days and even later.

 

[Slevage]

In a trio the wasted groupies lose count on how many strings which guy had.

I fooled them when I showed up with my Modulus Q6.

 

[zubrycky]

Old but good.

 

[GeorgesEric]

Let me see... Gene Simmons, Nikki Sixx an Duff McKagan all seem to have done pretty well for themselves...

3 out of 300,000…sounds about right!

 

[Rib 13]

Nah.......there's a lot of folks out there that don't know the difference between a bass and a guitar......this groupie mistake probably happens quite often

Besides, it's 2022: Groupies are becoming a rare breed

 

[Smooth_bass88]

Old but good.

yeah, yup. been around a bit

 

[VeryTallBassist]

In the band I was in 35 years ago the keyboard player was the most popular guy. When girls saw that jawline they didn't care what instrument he plays.

Yeah, well like I said they keyboard got me my first wife. I would have been better off on bass in that band. She would have kept walking

 

[Lostgallifreyan]

I can't stop thinking of House, hickeys and carpet burn. A deeply unsettling combination.

 

[39-Bassist]

Shoot the bad part for me was, she knew I was the bassist and "I couldn't remember her name the next morning" (she was hanging with the band the whole weekend of gigs)
And I actually was the only one she was with...I think...hmmm
She did have a great body though.
lol

Great news feed NOT! lol

 

[Hambone70]

At least it was a musician and not a drummer.

 

[Spidey2112]

If this pic doesn't exemplify what a bassist is good for, I don't know what is.

Signed, sealed and delivered when you remind said groupie, 'Remember, the singer is pitchy, guitarist plays with a pick, drummer's got splintered sticks, and the keyboard ballads will put you right to sleep.'

 

[Altitude]

Some of you guys, if you'd stop tucking yourselves behind the hi-hat and staring at your shoes motionless all night, you'd improve your chances.

 

[stretch80]

In a trio the wasted groupies lose count on how many strings which guy had.

Nice Rick in your avatar!

 

[eliascalles]

At least it was a musician and not a drummer.

lol. Truth be told I see way more action as a drummer than a bass player.

 

[Joebone]

This is like the old one about the bimbo actress who decided to advance her career in the film industry by sleeping with the writer.