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Guitarist Freezes His Cables

GreggBummer

GreggBummer

Jan 16, 2008
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#1
I put this under live sound because the only other place it might belong is humor.

I recently was talking to a young (around 17 or 18... I am 35) guitar player. He was telling me all about how great he is, how great is equipment is, and (yawn) so on. Then he said he was getting ready for a big gig and had get home because he had to put his cables in the freezer.

What?

"Yeah, I have to put my cables in the freezer. You know resistivity is greater on a metal like copper if it is a higher temperature. So I freeze my cables to lower the resistivity and get a really sweet tone. You should try it."

My head nearly popped off. While his physics is probably ok, his common sense clearly isn't. I thought I would share.

By the way he plays "Doom Metal". I wont name his band, but I will hint that it has something to do with blood spatter.:D
 
#3
Stinsok said:
Extreme Douche Baggery!!!
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Freakin' Idiot

He's doomed, alright!
My favorite "hard" band name so far is from some fellow competitors at a BOTB in Shawnee, KS years ago.
There was a bunch of 14-16 yr olds calling themselves, "Spine Blister."
Still makes me laugh.
 
#5
So this dude puts his cables in the freezer.

There are dudes that spend $3000 on their power cable.

There are LOTS of dudes all over this forum think that a warranty on a crappy cable justifies a price increase x 1.5.

There are athletes that don't change their underpants after winning games.

Maybe people will figure out how stupid they are.

Probably not.
 
#6
Freezing your cables?

first off, they would thaw out by the time you play them, so your tone is going to change whilst playing.

second, wont the rubber crack or somthing after a while?

third, a freezer can be a pretty moist place, so wont it corrode pretty quickly?

fourth, why not just buy a better cable?
 
#8
The Golden Boy said:
So this dude puts his cables in the freezer.

There are dudes that spend $3000 on their power cable.

There are LOTS of dudes all over this forum think that a warranty on a crappy cable justifies a price increase x 1.5.

There are athletes that don't change their underpants after winning games.

Maybe people will figure out how stupid they are.

Probably not.
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Also buying power strips for 200$ and calling them "power conditioners"



:ninja::D
 
#11
That's why I use cryogenically cooled superconductive cable for my gigs.
I have to bring along a tanker truck of liquid nitrogen.
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#13
"Uber snake oil" stuff ;

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A rotative motor and a magnet , sells for a couple of hundred bucks.
Supposed to make your CD sound better

Lots of those beliefs in "audiophile" forums , very funny sometimes.
 
#17
gjsven said:
I've heard a number of people claim to be able to tell what brand of battery someone is using in their effects pedals by listening to them play...
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True.

I only use batteries for studio work.
Because the electromagnetic interference of the power supply and the cables is noticable on recordings. Especially when recording with firewire. Varta is the batterij I have the best experience with.

For live I don't mind the "powersupply sound" tinting my effect pedals.

But those guys who claim it has more effect on analog pedals then digital pedals are truly nuts IMO.


:)
 
#20
Being a 17 year old, I see crap like that all the time.


I think I have one that can top this:

I have an aquaintance who plays guitar. He doesn't know any theory, note names, knows few chords and can't hold down a 12-bar blues progression. He's big on a lot of 60's psychadelic stuff. Loves the fuzz box. He's a gear freak who returned a $2000 Les Paul because he didn't like how the Sunburst finish reflected in the lights in his basement. Huge audiophile too.

One day about six months ago he decides he is going to become a classical pianist and attend a conservatory. He goes out and buys the complete score to Holst's Planets. He can't sight read and refuses to get a teacher. Here's the kicker: he is worrying about what sound systems his orchestral compositions will be played on after he graduates from the conservatory.


Now mind you, he hasn't written a single piece, can't play Mary Had a Little Lamb on the piano, doesn't even know note names, hasn't gotten into a conservatory (they will laugh their asses off when he walks in for an audition) and he is worried about THE FRICKING SOUND SYSTEM THAT THE MUSIC HE HASN'T COMPOSED WILL BE PLAYED ON!


/rant.
 

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