Sometimes people will come up to the stage and ask me if they can play bass for a song or two. Then they see mine and they're like, 'Never mind!'
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This dancer sounds hot.I had blues jammers blow out some 10's a couple of times in the past.
A drunk dancer at a biker club fell off a table, hit her head on my headstock, and landed on my cabinets, which titled an inch from tipping over (on top of her) and then fell back into position.
Same dancer ended the night swan-diving into the steel guitar and guitar rack, knocking everything over.

Has someone ever damaged your gear?
Sorry to hear that this happened to you. This is the reason I don’t borrow gear or lend my gear to anyone.Yeh, and it still niggles me a bit today.
Back in '85I had just taken delivery of a brand new Status Series II, not dissimilar to the 30th Anniversary model attached. It was the most I'd ever spent on an instrument, even taking inflation into account, and it was my pride and joy.
Back then, the band I was in got a support gig at Edinburgh University. I arrive mid afternoon for the soundcheck. I kinda know the Monitor guy and we strike up a conversation as we rig the gear. He then asks me if I could loan my bass to the headline act, as the bassist's Wal bass had packed up. I refused. For obvious reasons!
Mere minutes later, the FOH guy comes running over to me and demands to know why I won't loan the bass to the headliner. Again, I state my reasons. He then says that the gig will now not happen and goes away in a rage. Stupidly, and for the first and only time, I relent.
We play our slot and my band goes off to enjoy themselves as I stay to watch the main act and keep an eye on my bass. At the end of the gig I head for the stage and ask for my bass. No one knows where it is so after about ten minutes or so I am finally directed to a room where the main act used as a dressing room. The room was empty....bar my bass.
It sat in a corner, the new finish covered in scratches, and a tone pot had been broken. I nearly cried.
There was no point hunting the band down. The next day, the bass went to the shop to get a new pot and the scratches buffed out. I had learned a very expensive lesson.View attachment 4562120
My bass and I fell off my cycle and lost a bit of nitro from the body. The bass body, not mine. My body lost a lot of nitro.My son was telling me about a bass player he is jamming with in the Bay Area who has a 78 Fender P. For some reason, it became very wet and the player's wife unknowingly put it in a gig bag. (Yep. Rode hard, put away wet) Some time later, the guy goes to retrieve the bass, and it has suffered extreme duress. The bass is saved, but not without harsh discoloration. And, it had stayed in tune.
For me, one of my son's high school friends dropped a Rickenbacker 620, and it carved a trophy divot out of it. Still played.
Anybody else?
My son was telling me about a bass player he is jamming with in the Bay Area who has a 78 Fender P. For some reason, it became very wet and the player's wife unknowingly put it in a gig bag. (Yep. Rode hard, put away wet) Some time later, the guy goes to retrieve the bass, and it has suffered extreme duress. The bass is saved, but not without harsh discoloration. And, it had stayed in tune.
For me, one of my son's high school friends dropped a Rickenbacker 620, and it carved a trophy divot out of it. Still played.
Anybody else?
He’s not much of a friend if he damages your gear with even an apology.Yes. I have a guitar player friend that I occasionally loan gear to. He is not good at taking care of stuff, but he thinks he is. I have had multiple pieces of gear come back with cosmetic damage that he hasn't even bothered to acknowledge.
I knew who he was going in. He is a friend. The next time he needs to borrow something, I'll make sure I can accomodate his request.

Yeah...tried anyway...
maybe ten years ago I had my Alembic Series 1 bass out on a gig, and I didn't realize it but this was a group of people who apparently had issues with others who had nice expensive gear. One of the friends of the band was getting quite drunk and throwing around comments about how expensive he thought my bass probably was.
At the end of the night I am packing up, bass goes into the case and the case is laying on the floor, this guy "fake trips and falls " and landed on top of the case. He was well over 250 lbs so I am sure he probably thought he'd do some damage. It was so obvious what was going on also.
Overall, These days I just simply do not want anyone handling, touching or messing with my gear. If someone offers to help I'll give them a guitar stand or my iPad stand to carry but other than that I handle all my own stuff.
The life lesson I have learned is that no one, absolutely no one, cares as much about your stuff as you.
I can understand why you'd say that. Sometimes you have to understand the way other people think in order to understand the situation.He’s not much of a friend if he damages your gear with even an apology.