I just own one main bass in the studio but this is my keys rig... Will you guys forgive me please!! I know I did wrong but asking for forgiveness right now!!
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Have I gone to the darkside??
- Thread starter Cadillac_Mike
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So you're too guilty about the two skinny stringers to even mention them? Aroint thee!
So two keys and two guitars but no bass in the picture, well no I wont. 
You're okay as long as you duct-tape over the left-hand side of the keyboard.
Is that bass a P bass with a tort pickguard? If it isn't we're grabbing the torches and the pitchforks and we're headed your way! 
Is that bass a P bass with a tort pickguard? If it isn't we're grabbing the torches and the pitchforks and we're headed your way!
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I'm all out of torch wood. Do you know where I can find two otherwise useless pieces of wood, just over two feet long?
Exactly what I was thinking. Unless you keep your left hand in your pocket whenever you play keys. Then it's OK.
I don't know aobut forgiveness, but I will give plus points for the cheetah print carpet and framed Boris Karloff poster
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Here on TB the "Darkside" refers to upright bass. But we do have cookies.
Here on TB the "Darkside" refers to upright bass. But we do have cookies.
Don't forget the flats, must have flats. Bonus points depending on brand and age. Ashtrays?Is that bass a P bass with a tort pickguard? If it isn't we're grabbing the torches and the pitchforks and we're headed your way!
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One bass?.....One??! 
You do know where you are....right?
You do know where you are....right?
You SAY you have a bass. As in electric bass or upright bass? One "main bass"? How many other basses? You have not provided any evidence, let alone proof! We don't even know if that is a pic of YOUR gear! J'accuse! J'accuse!
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Talkbass Gate Guard:
"...I unclog my nose in your direction, you son of a window-dresser! So, you think you could out-clever us Talkbass folk with your silly, knees-bent, keyboard and guitar playing behavior?!? I'll wave my private parts at your aunties you... cheesy leather, second-hand, electric donkey bottom biters! No chance for forgiveness, you red-Nord-key-pressing, bed-wetting type! I burst my pimples at you and call your forgiveness request a silly ting! You... tiny-brained wiper of other people's bottoms! Pttthhhhdddhdhdhdhdhd!!!!"
"...I unclog my nose in your direction, you son of a window-dresser! So, you think you could out-clever us Talkbass folk with your silly, knees-bent, keyboard and guitar playing behavior?!? I'll wave my private parts at your aunties you... cheesy leather, second-hand, electric donkey bottom biters! No chance for forgiveness, you red-Nord-key-pressing, bed-wetting type! I burst my pimples at you and call your forgiveness request a silly ting! You... tiny-brained wiper of other people's bottoms! Pttthhhhdddhdhdhdhdhd!!!!"
C'mon - the guy's already suffering from keys and skinny-stringers. Give him some space ...
I suppose next the drums (ie: the real darkside) will enter the picture? Then, the first "get out" is pretty close. And, I don't see a bass either.
Some things are unforgivable by humans. I'd suggest that you make a pilgrimage to Canterbury Cathedral, as people did in days of old.
There you may ask for forgiveness. Expect to do penance for a considerable time.
There you may ask for forgiveness. Expect to do penance for a considerable time.
