you could also mention how playing for money obviously makes you a sellout
and how you are supposed to be special and not a sellout. I mean come on, you are special... you don't need food or a place to live!
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you could also mention how playing for money obviously makes you a sellout
Read the Dallas Craigslist Musician's ads. Seems the real ads are hard to find between all the whining about cancellations with no notice or short notice, free gigs, unpaid church gigs, and (just for you Joe) Musicians asking restaurants to provide free food for the sake of "good exposure".
Edit--- not much of that on there today, someone must have been a flagging maniac. Here's a for a recent one. Just go to the musician heading and search "food"
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Read the Dallas Craigslist Musician's ads. Seems the real ads are hard to find between all the whining about cancellations with no notice or short notice, free gigs, unpaid church gigs, and (just for you Joe) Musicians asking restaurants to provide free food for the sake of "good exposure".
Edit--- not much of that on there today, someone must have been a flagging maniac. Here's a for a recent one. Just go to the musician heading and search "food"
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right and every bar knows that gas used to get to gigs isn't actually subtracted from your tankand how you are supposed to be special and not a sellout. I mean come on, you are special... you don't need food or a place to live!
...Lots of big record company A&R reps hanging out at the Music Mayhem stage at the state fair, I bet!!! Talk about exposure!!!
Don't play for Exposure.
People die from Exposure.
The only good "free" exposure is if you happen to be playing at a strip club.
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LOL I hope you mean this in jest... because I am not going to get paid for this... so neither are you
Here you go, feel free to edit in more sarcasm.
Ad Title: Free (non paid) "Exposure" gigs wanted
Hello we are a new band and since we do not have any fans or a CD or anything we thought we might try and pick up some of the non paid gigs around town. Most of the band is on welfare because musicians can't even really make enough money playing music and have to supplement with something. We figured that since the public is paying us with their tax money anyway, we could "give some back" with free gigs.
I read an ad on here where the musician was whining that playing free gigs would hurt the market and diminish the expectations of club owners and band bookers that might come to expect that musicians will play for free. He or she said something about feeding his family or making rent (nobody can afford to buy a house with just playing music). I say they need to wake up and get on welfare like my band.
Music is an art and if you expect to get paid for your talent, then go sell out to the record company. Everyone knows they are watching you at every gig and waiting to sign you up when you get good enough. Then once you sign up they steal your soul and give it to the next Britney or whatever.
Leave the real artistic music to those who do it for the love. Free Love.
"Money can't buy me love" - John Lennon
oh yeah I forgot. Some people here will oppose this or want to argue about it. Please go to this thread to do so... *runs off to find other thread* I will be right back...
edit: here we go! http://www.talkbass.com/forum/showthread.php?p=6245422
BAND needs FREE APARTMENT (FreeIsGOOD!)
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Date: 2009-06-02, 5:12PM CDT
Our band, the FREELOADERS, needs an apartment to crash in this weekend. We can't pay you for it, but if you let us stay at your complex it's a good opportunity for you to get your name out there. Oh, we also need free food and beer.
* Location: FreeIsGOOD!
okay, so i was iffy as to where i should post this, but i'm not trying to start an argument, i just really want to know, ant the argument thread looks to be fairly dead. so, here goes...
at the risk of being hated and flamed, i must know...
1.) if you're a gigging musician, trying to feed yourself/family on gigs alone, why don't you get a day job like a responsible person?
2.)if you have a job, and need the gig money to pay your bills, why not cut some spending/find a better job, just generally figure out how to be more financially stable?
3.) if a band isn't able to bring in a crowd, how much do they deserve? (keep in mind, on a saturday night, most of these places would be pretty busy without a band there.)
look, i'm all for getting paid, but there's the issue of what the band actually deserves. if a bar has 200-250 people there with no band, and 200-250 with a band, how much do you expect the bar to pay you? i know that many of you are in good bands that can draw a crowd, but i some of you may be neglecting to realize that not everyone in the bar/club/whatever came to see YOU, some of them just came.
instead of complaining about free exposure, why can't you just learn to negotiate a better deal, or figure out roughly how many people you're pulling in? why should you demand $500 to play if you're only bringing in $250 of extra business?
Hey funkmetalbass,
I was wondering if you saw this post below earlier in this thread. It was only the 2nd post. Your opinion is just fine, you are just in the wrong thread...
Now I will go back to NOT arguing with you. As for anyone else no need to reply to his comment since i want this to be about a sarcastic or otherwise funny posting. I don't really want it to go off topic! Thanks!