Haha, sorry. I totally forgot to specify. I mainly play hard rock/metal and dabble in funk. I like playing slap or with my fingers, not a huge pick guy. Right now, I use a crappy Affinity Squier, modern c neck and PJ pickups. I would love something with Humbuckers though. I narrowed it down to these two because I prefer passive and these were the coolest looking within my price range. I use Rounds but I roll my treble off a bit.
For $500 you can still get an Epiphone Thunderbird IV Classic Pro, like the one in my avatar. It's passive, has Gibson USA humbuckers, and looks cool. Cheers!