Help with making my bass light

[Solarmist]

When you get hungry, take a chunk out the body and make a bass burger.
High fiber, low cal. Careful of the splinters.

Not a bass, but this is Buck Dharma's (BOC) Steinberger he had made to look like Swiss cheese, "creating the first and only playable Cheeseburger".

 

[LowActionHero]

 

[Karlson541]

Drill holes in the body!

 

[MovinTarget]

Infuse the body with helium... just beware of reverse neck dive...

 

[Badwater]

Make it headless. And chamber the body more.

 

[Drgonzonm]

1. Drill holes in the ears of the tuners
2. Drill holes in the driven gears of the tuners
3. Drill holes in you finger/fret board
4. Convert pots to mini pots
5. Neo magnets in pups
6. Replace all screws with al screws

 

[David Jayne]

 

[Solarmist]

Riddle me this Batman - there are three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches. How do they manage to smoke?






They throw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.

 

[David Jayne]

Riddle me this Batman - there are three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches. How do they manage to smoke?






They throw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.

Ba-DUM pshhh...