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Hi from RCCollins

Hey remember me! I was one of the millions trying to shake your hand after that show you did in your garage. I didn't know who you were, and I'm still not a fan, but your celebrarity touched my life. I guess I don't really have a question. Famousity rules.
 
So what really happened in the hotel in Europe with those two blondes?

the usual. :cool:

And will this make me sound like timmy c?
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please excuse my lack of familiarity but i haven't listened to rock and roll since the vanilla fudge broke up, who is this timothy c and what group does he play with?

in any case i have developed a fingering technique that provides my with a tone that heavy rock players WISH they could get anywhere close to.

also, i bet you got one of those fancy effects processors doncha well i can do anything that effects processor does by using a pick

check it out here is a youtube clip of one of my favorite projects, the intro/interview ends around 4:30
 
nobody asked me but here is an anecdote about what an untouchable talent i am

i live in san diego and recently i had the opportunity to play some of that mexican mambo music with actual latino people. i couldn't actually understand a word they were saying but i'm pretty sure they told me i could play a clave rhythm better than anyone they had ever seen!

i've got a clinic coming soon in your town where i will be demonstrating this and my pick-based effect processor simulation among other nuggets of wisdom, reserve your seat today!

How many pedals must I own and then sell so I can be a effects master like yourself?

You'll never pull it off, but i bet you can get close if you buy and re-sell metronomes and mathematics textbooks, as counting is an utter waste of time, and by spreading the myth that metronomes and click tracks are useful for learning to keep time, you will eventually be ahead of the pack as pathetic wannabes continue to practice with metronomes, drum machines etc, and when i eventually retire to my private island in jamaica you can be the RCCollins of your generation!
 

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