First, you must be WORTHY of the avavtar. Then you must be selected by our council of heirarchs to become an initiate.
After the mandatory period of fasting, meditation, and extreme practice, you will be brought before the Grand John for judgment. If you are found to be worthy, and you are found to have a bass with more than four strings, and are fonud with $40 on you, then you are brought to the sacred CHAMBER OF SLAP. There the various Supporting Members of TB will batter you remorselessly with their right thumbs, and occasionally flick you with a finger. And they take your $40.
Finally, after you cry out in pain and anguish at having to listen to Polka music for 20 hours, you will be led for The Altar. On The Altar will be a series of pictures. There are many pictures, too many to be counted. In order to find the picture that will become your avatar, you must search for it. Use the saced Keys, which are on a board in front of you, to make the word or words you need to find your avatar appear on The Altar. Once you find the picture that suits you best, you must "save" the avatar from The Altar. Once it is saved, you may place it in the holiest of Avatar slots.
Then we beat you with our thumbs again. Then we get drunk and play ping pong!!
Rock on
Eric
