how do you know when your getting old?

[IAmTheDood]

you take half a viagra so you don't pee on your shoes.

hehehehe.

 

[wilser]

when you wake up looking like you were just mud wrestling

 

[Atoz]

When your daughter's friends start to look hot.

 

[Fontaine]

when your face looks like a catchers mitt.

 

[Baryonyx]

when you wake up looking like you were just mud wrestling

Oh man, thats gross! Made me chuckle though.

 

[Pilgrim]

When you know that "you're" is a contraction and therefore not the same word as "your".

 

[EricF]

When you know that "you're" is a contraction and therefore not the same word as "your".

LMAO! *Zing*

 

[meev992]

When you tell people that your top two favorite films are "Indiana Jones" and "The Gods Must Be Crazy", and nobody has any idea what you're talking about.

 

[fenderhutz]

When you read something is "gross" on here and not realizing it meant "cool".

 

[bassfacekevin]

when a party consists of a decent bottle of wine, some finger sandwiches and conversation.

 

[Baryonyx]

when a party consists of a decent bottle of wine, some finger sandwiches and conversation.

Haha, truth.

 

[Marcus Johnson]

That's the beauty of being a bassist. You never know when you're old. Peter Pan, that's me.

Well, maybe without the green tights.

 

[JansenW]

Phase I - When you forget to zip up after peeing
Phase II - when you forget to zip down before peeing

 

[alfredpunkjazz]

When you wake up in the morning, go to the bathroom, and you see this tiny little hair fall down with a big root attached to it...

Damn, I'm just 22

 

[fenderhutz]

When people complement you on your "whitewalls" and they don't mean your tires.

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[MakiSupaStar]

When you start plucking hairs out of your ear.

 

[Phalex]

When over half of your pubes are gray.

 

[morf]

you take half a viagra so you don't pee on your shoes.

hehehehe.

lol, good one

 

[morf]

When your daughter's friends start to look hot.

I think this is probably the most dead on response in this thread!! American Beauty indeed

 

[Eric Perry]

When over half of your pubes are gray.

I'm gonna vomit!