how do you know when your getting old?

[Pilgrim]

I don't have a daughter, but yeah, I was checking out hot moms and realized I was getting old. They DO look good, though!

Hey, I think it's an advantage. There are EXTREMELY attractive ladies of all ages running around - but when you're 18 you're too young to appreciate many of them. So gaining a wider perspective isn't a bug, it's a feature!!

I once overheard a girl ask, "Paul McCartney was in a band before?" No lie. Ugh.

I'm right with ya. About 20 years ago, one of my best friends overheard two teens talking. One of them mentioned The Beatles, and the other asked who The Beatles were. The first one answered "Oh, that was Paul McCartney's band before he formed Wings!"

Now they probably wouldn't recognize Wings as a band.

Sigh.

 

[txbasschik]

I don't have a daughter, but yeah, I was checking out hot moms and realized I was getting old. They DO look good, though!

Re: the above post, I once overheard a girl ask, "Paul McCartney was in a band before?" No lie. Ugh.

Yep.

Here's another good one...

Two teenaged girls talking music up at the firehouse, mid-1990's...

"OH, I just LOVE that new Faith Hill song!!!"

"Oh, you mean 'Piece of My Heart'? That's song's so awesome!"

Me, thinking how violently Faith Hill's sugary cover of the tune makes me want to hurl: "I like Janis Joplin's version much better. That song was her signature piece. Faith doesn't do it justice."

Them: "Who's Janis Joplin? Never heard of her. That's Faith's song! She WROTE it!!! That other chick must have stolen it!!!"



Cherie

 

[IconBasser]

I realized i was old quite recently when my 16 year old daughter had a sleepover and 5 underwear clad 16 year olds walked past me (some in thongs) at two in the morning and didn't care that i was seeing them in their underwear and all i got was oh hey "Mr._______" in other words i was no longer viewed as a male......just someones dad...

Also at work i walked past a 19 year old girl who wanted to know who that was on my T-Shirt

I swear i did a full on Red Foxx at that point......(Showing my age once again...lol)

dude... I so wish I was your son...

 

[meev992]

dude... I so wish I was your son...

oh goodness

 

[IconBasser]

oh goodness

hey, chill! I'm no old fart child molester, I'm 16! (see profile)

 

[meev992]

hey, chill! I'm no old fart child molester, I'm 16! (see profile)

hahhaha no that's not what I meant

What I meant was, I just thought the whole story/situation was comical/out of this reality lol.

If that ever happened to me, I would prolly stand there and try to digest what was going on.

 

[IconBasser]

ah.

did you know that the glurkons are currently usurping the lithuanian government and procuring funds from massive lawn gnome subsidies?

freaky stuff man, wooooaaahhhhh.

Turn down those chainsaws!!!

 

[A9X]

When over half of your pubes are gray.

Does that still count if I gave a Brazillian?

I dunno, but I'm starting to get very protective of my lawn...

LOL

I differ! It's when your daughter's friends' Moms start to look hot! (Based on personal observation as a self-admitted Old Fart.)

Lots of hot MILFs out there and the proportion of single women to men in my age group is favourable.

Who's Janis Joplin? Never heard of her.

Should have b*tchslapped them. The b*tchslapped Faith Hill for doing such a lame version.
Janis should be mandatory listening for all teens.

 

[hbarcat]

Three old guys were sitting on a park bench. The first one says to the other two, "It's terrible being old. Every morning I wake up at 8 o'clock and I have to go to the bathroom and stand in front of the toilet for at least ten minutes because the pee barely trickles out."

The second one says, "That's nothing. Every morning I wake up at 8 and I go to the bathroom and have to sit on the toilet for a half an hour because I'm so constipated. It's just awful."

The third one says, "You guys don't have it so bad. Every morning at 8 o'clock I pee like a horse and $$$$ like a pig."

The first two look at him in puzzlement and one of them asks, "What the heck is so bad about that?"

He replies, "I always sleep until 9."

 

[Snakeman1066]

dude... I so wish I was your son...

fortunately my son is only 9 and still thinks girls are icky and dumb......

 

[IconBasser]

fortunately my son is only 9 and still thinks girls are icky and dumb......

if your daughter continues these sleepovers on a regular basis, I expect this will change sooner than you think!

 

[Snakeman1066]

um.... my daughter told me to tell you that you have the wrong equipment...lol

 

[MakiSupaStar]

if your daughter continues these sleepovers on a regular basis, I expect this will change sooner than you think!

This is true. I used to hook up with my sisters friends all the time.

 

[meev992]

if your daughter continues these sleepovers on a regular basis, I expect this will change sooner than you think!

I concur

 

[txbasschik]

Should have b*tchslapped them. The b*tchslapped Faith Hill for doing such a lame version.
Janis should be mandatory listening for all teens.

It *was* tempting. But they were minors, and I would've gone to jail in a hurry. So, I had to be satisfied with shaking my head and remembering that teenaged redneck girls cannot be reasoned with if they're determined to remain non-snap-having.

Cherie