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How do you think?

#21
mellowinman said:
Take a piece of paper, and fold it in half. Now fold it in half again. Then fold it in half one more time, and fold over one corner of the top fold.

Place the piece of paper in an old coffee can, and put the lid on it. It has to be an old coffee can; it cannot be a new coffee can. Put the coffee can in the backseat of your car, on the floor, and leave it there for six months. After six months, drive from Tucson to Albuquerque, go through the drive-thru of a McDonalds, and order a Big Mac.

DO NOT eat the Big Mac. Put the Big Mac in the coffee can with the piece of paper.

Rent a Ryder Truck, that has towing capability, and tow the car home; wherever it is you live. If you don't live in the United States, you may need a boat, plane, or other instrument for transversing the ocean. Once you get home, put the car in the garage. If you don't have a garage, paint your left hand blue. Use non-toxic paint.

Take the can, with the piece of paper, and the Big Mac, and pour gasoline into it. Put it in an open area, outside. Wad up a piece of newspaper, light it on fire, and throw it into the can. Be sure to wear eye protection.

And that is how I think.
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Done that a few times myself. Only a few times thouıgh, until I went broke due to the cost of towing the car from Albuquerque to Istanbul.

Since then I've been thinking maybe it'd be better if I did the thinking while taking a dump or something, you know, something less expensive.
 
#22
mellowinman said:
Take a piece of paper, and fold it in half. Now fold it in half again. Then fold it in half one more time, and fold over one corner of the top fold.

Place the piece of paper in an old coffee can, and put the lid on it. It has to be an old coffee can; it cannot be a new coffee can. Put the coffee can in the backseat of your car, on the floor, and leave it there for six months. After six months, drive from Tucson to Albuquerque, go through the drive-thru of a McDonalds, and order a Big Mac.

DO NOT eat the Big Mac. Put the Big Mac in the coffee can with the piece of paper.

Rent a Ryder Truck, that has towing capability, and tow the car home; wherever it is you live. If you don't live in the United States, you may need a boat, plane, or other instrument for transversing the ocean. Once you get home, put the car in the garage. If you don't have a garage, paint your left hand blue. Use non-toxic paint.

Take the can, with the piece of paper, and the Big Mac, and pour gasoline into it. Put it in an open area, outside. Wad up a piece of newspaper, light it on fire, and throw it into the can. Be sure to wear eye protection.

And that is how I think.
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I'm glad I don't think like you!
 
#23
mellowinman said:
Take a piece of paper, and fold it in half. Now fold it in half again. Then fold it in half one more time, and fold over one corner of the top fold.

Place the piece of paper in an old coffee can, and put the lid on it. It has to be an old coffee can; it cannot be a new coffee can. Put the coffee can in the backseat of your car, on the floor, and leave it there for six months. After six months, drive from Tucson to Albuquerque, go through the drive-thru of a McDonalds, and order a Big Mac.

DO NOT eat the Big Mac. Put the Big Mac in the coffee can with the piece of paper.

Rent a Ryder Truck, that has towing capability, and tow the car home; wherever it is you live. If you don't live in the United States, you may need a boat, plane, or other instrument for transversing the ocean. Once you get home, put the car in the garage. If you don't have a garage, paint your left hand blue. Use non-toxic paint.

Take the can, with the piece of paper, and the Big Mac, and pour gasoline into it. Put it in an open area, outside. Wad up a piece of newspaper, light it on fire, and throw it into the can. Be sure to wear eye protection.

And that is how I think.
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:jawdrop: It's all so clear!!!
 
#36
Multi-tasking, we must have multi-tasking. One task - nah, not cranking up the brain. 2 tasks - begrudging scrape of the brain cells together.

I think best while driving with my knee, singing to the radio, holding a coffee cup in one hand and my tie-knot in the other until I get stopped at a light so I can continue tying it. Don't get to do that much anymore unless I am subbing at a church or going in to do some IT work at my brother's office.
 

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