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How Emo Are You?

I'm so ashamed, I scored 40%. To be fair though, a lot of those don't apply to emo. Since when is skateboarding emo?!!? If you skated at all in the '80s you wore Chucks and/or Vans.

And who the hell is scared of Hot Topic? :rolleyes:

Despite the quiz, I don't think a 35yo gun owning, skateboarding, libertarian is gonna qualify as emo. The quiz lies.
:bassist:
 
[ ] I like skinny jeans.
[x] Music is life.
[] I write poetry/song lyrics.
[ ] My hair covers part of my face.
[x] I wear band shirts.
[ ] I know who Jeffree Star is.
[] I wear/wore converse.
[ ] I wear/wore vans.
[ ] I wear/wore eyeliner.
[ ] I have/had my lip pierced.
[ ] I listen to Saves The Day, Emanual and Saliva.


Total = 2

[] I'm in a band.
[ ] My screen name had an x in it.
[ ] I like My Chemical Romance.
[ ] I also like Green Day.
[x] I know what "mosh" means.
[ ] I sit in corners.
[x] I hate MTV.
[ ] I take pictures of myself a lot.
[ ] Especially ones where you can’t see my whole face.

Total = 2


[] I am lost without a CD player/my iPod/mp3.
[ ] I have/had thick rimmed glasses.
[ ] I love to skate.
[x] I hate the president.
[] I have/had a mohawk.
[] I`ve worn black nail polish.
[ ] I like Slipknot.
[] I hate where I live.
[x] Black is a great color.

Total: 2


[] Right now I am listening to music.
[ ] MySpace
[] Hot Topic doesn`t scare me.
[ ] I wear/wore studded belts.
[ ] I`ve cried while listening to Hawthorne Heights.
[ ] For girls: I have madeout with another.
[ ] For guys: I have worn girls jeans.
[ ] I have dyed my hair black.
[ ] I cry a lot.
[] I write on myself.
[] I`ve been called emo before.

Total: 0

Grand total:6 x 3 = 18% emo
 
The point is: "Everyone is emo or no one is emo or no one cares who is or is not emo or what is emo."

Maybe I'm just an old fart, but I just don't get the whole emo thing.

Makeup? Crying? Sounds like a bunch of sissies.

I was something of a geek in high school, and took some abuse for being smart, but at least I wasn't a sissy. Sheesh. Man up.

Later in college I played rugby and worked all my frustrations out on the field. Much more therapeutic than sitting around whining about how miserable my easy upper middle class life was. :rolleyes:
 
Emo? Bah.

THIS is Emo:

emo_philips.jpg


You guys are just posers.
 
[ ] I like skinny jeans.
[x] Music is life.
[x] I write poetry/song lyrics.
[ ] My hair covers part of my face.
[x] I wear band shirts.
[ ] I know who Jeffree Star is.
[x] I wear/wore converse.
[x] I wear/wore vans.
[ ] I wear/wore eyeliner.
[ ] I have/had my lip pierced.
[ ] I listen to Saves The Day, Emanual and Saliva.


Total = 5

[x] I'm in a band.
[ ] My screen name had an x in it.
[x] I like My Chemical Romance.
[x] I also like Green Day.
[x] I know what "mosh" means.
[ ] I sit in corners.
[x] I hate MTV.
[ ] I take pictures of myself a lot.
[ ] Especially ones where you can’t see my whole face.

Total = 5


[x] I am lost without a CD player/my iPod/mp3.
[ ] I have/had thick rimmed glasses.
[ ] I love to skate.
[x] I hate the president.
[ ] I have/had a mohawk.
[x] I`ve worn black nail polish.
[ ] I like Slipknot.
[ ] I hate where I live.
[ ] Black is a great color.

Total: 3


[x] Right now I am listening to music.
[ ] MySpace
[ ] Hot Topic doesn`t scare me.
[ ] I wear/wore studded belts.
[ ] I`ve cried while listening to Hawthorne Heights.
[ ] For girls: I have madeout with another.
[ ] For guys: I have worn girls jeans.
[ ] I have dyed my hair black.
[ ] I cry a lot.
[ ] I write on myself.
[ ] I`ve been called emo before.

Total: 1

14X3= 42% Emo
 
[x] I like skinny jeans.
[] Music is life.
[x] I write poetry/song lyrics.
[x] My hair covers part of my face.
[x] I wear band shirts.
[ ] I know who Jeffree Star is.
[x] I wear/wore converse.
[x] I wear/wore vans.
[ ] I wear/wore eyeliner.
[ ] I have/had my lip pierced.
[ ] I listen to Saves The Day, Emanual and Saliva.


Total = 5

[x] I'm in a band.
[ ] My screen name had an x in it.
[] I like My Chemical Romance.
[] I also like Green Day.
[x] I know what "mosh" means.
[x] I sit in corners.
[x] I hate MTV.
[ ] I take pictures of myself a lot.
[ ] Especially ones where you can’t see my whole face.

Total = 4


[x] I am lost without a CD player/my iPod/mp3.
[x ] I have/had thick rimmed glasses.
[x ] I love to skate.
[x] I hate the president.
[ ] I have/had a mohawk.
[] I`ve worn black nail polish.
[ ] I like Slipknot.
[ ] I hate where I live.
[x ] Black is a great color.

Total: 5


[x] Right now I am listening to music.
[ ] MySpace
[ ] Hot Topic doesn`t scare me.
[x ] I wear/wore studded belts.
[ ] I`ve cried while listening to Hawthorne Heights.
[ ] For girls: I have madeout with another.
[x ] For guys: I have worn girls jeans.
[x ] I have dyed my hair black.
[ ] I cry a lot.
[ ] I write on myself.
[x ] I`ve been called emo before.

Total: 5

19X3= 57% Emo

Sure, whatever. Call me emo if you want, not like I will go cry about it or anything.

lowsound
 
Later in college I played rugby and worked all my frustrations out on the field. Much more therapeutic than sitting around whining about how miserable my easy upper middle class life was. :rolleyes:

Some great there advice for those whiny girly men. :p

I didn't bother to add up my score but based on that flawed "test" I'd score far more emo than anyone could possibly accuse me of being (a mid-40's, republican-leaning, classic-progressive-metal-blues rocking, stop-your-whining-be-a-man-and-show-some-responsibility-for-and-pride-in-yourself type :D ).

EDIT - I actually took it and checked 8, so that means 24%. Way too high.


:hiding:
 
[ ] I like skinny jeans.
[x] Music is life.
[ ] I write poetry/song lyrics.
[ ] My hair covers part of my face.
[x] I wear band shirts.
[ ] I know who Jeffree Star is.
[ ] I wear/wore converse.
[x] I wear/wore vans.
[x] I wear/wore eyeliner.
[ ] I have/had my lip pierced.
[ ] I listen to Saves The Day, Emanual and Saliva.


Total = 4

[ ] I'm in a band.
[ ] My screen name had an x in it.
[ ] I like My Chemical Romance.
[ ] I also like Green Day.
[x] I know what "mosh" means.
[ ] I sit in corners.
[ ] I hate MTV.
[ ] I take pictures of myself a lot.
[ ] Especially ones where you can’t see my whole face.

Total = 1


[x] I am lost without a CD player/my iPod/mp3.
[x] I have/had thick rimmed glasses.
[ ] I love to skate.
[ ] I hate the president. (we don't have a president)
[ ] I have/had a mohawk.
[x] I`ve worn black nail polish.
[ ] I like Slipknot.
[ ] I hate where I live.
[ ] Black is a great color.

Total: 3


[x] Right now I am listening to music.
[ ] MySpace
[ ] Hot Topic doesn`t scare me. (we don't have hot topic)
[ ] I wear/wore studded belts.
[ ] I`ve cried while listening to Hawthorne Heights.
[x] For girls: I have madeout with another. (I'm gay :hiding: )
[ ] For guys: I have worn girls jeans.
[x] I have dyed my hair black.
[ ] I cry a lot.
[ ] I write on myself.
[ ] I`ve been called emo before.

Total: 3
8*3 = 24% emo :smug: