How many Emo bassists does it take to change a lightbulb?

[Greyvagabond]

Two; one to change the light bulb, the other to make fun of self-righteous people who think its still clever to make fun of emo kids.

 

[SuperDuck]

Two; one to change the light bulb, the other to make fun of self-righteous people who think its still clever to make fun of emo kids.

What's the matter, did your lightbulb burn out?

 

[funkybassplayer]

I wish my lawn was Emo, so it would cut itself.

Now this is funny!

 

[fenderhutz]

who think its still clever to make fun of emo kids.

Emo kids write their own script, we just report it.

 

[c_joseph_lier]

How many EMO bass players?...

None ... because they keep saying, "I will change for YOU!" to the light bulb

 

[T-zone]

Just one, but he de-tunes to 40 watts...

 

[elliottFTW]

ahh emo kids..
they dig themselves into it and wonder why they have it ripped out of them..

ohh or to save debate (however hilarious) shall we just go ask petey boy lightning wentz!
the almighty...

*sigh*

 

[morf]

Two; one to change the light bulb, the other to make fun of self-righteous people who think its still clever to make fun of emo kids.

So do you "vagabond" in your dad's monospace or your mom's minivan?

 

[JonathanD]

Q: How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb.

A: Just one. Why does everyone make fun of us?

This is the best reply you can possibly make with the at the end HAHAHAHA

 

[JonathanD]

Two; one to change the light bulb, the other to make fun of self-righteous people who think its still clever to make fun of emo kids.

Emo is pretentious as hell. thats why I make fun of it. Because stereotypically you think that being emotional means you care more than others.

I say it can't be done. They take the bulb out, break it, and cut themselves.

 

[JonathanD]

Really, this emo stuff isn`t funny anymore. You know who have it to easy? Astrophysicists!

They need an entiry society of them, one to change the bulb an the other to explain what the hell just happened.

I will agree. And I was going to say "at least they are part of a group because of what they like to do and not because its the way they feel accepted. And at least their actually doing something"

But really, any group is equally worthless or helpful, its all in the perspective. As I sat and thought about this I neglected the light bulb that is out in the stairway.

 

[morf]

As I sat and thought about this I neglected the light bulb that is out in the stairway.

You sorry excuse for a man. Be ashamed.

 

[xiketero]

alot of a emo/screamo bands actually have cool bass playing

hot cross
life at these speeds
love like... electrocution
light the fuse and run
bread and circuits (these guys even throw some funk in there)
transistor transistor

man, I can't wait for people to get a new "safe" punchline

 

[the_fonz]

dude
i think there might be a thing to this whole emo "scene"
it's like "whining = instant success"
i think it's about time i sell out!

 

[capnsandwich]

Yep, it's official. It's been scientifically proven that emo kids have ovaries. That explains all those mood swings in their music, with all the screaming and crying and screaming again. Hormones.

 

[SpecialG]

Why don't we have any lumberjack bass players?

Or bass players that dress like girls that actually ARE girls would be nice.....

 

[McHack]

None- they just sit in the dark and cry.

ROFLMAO, THAT is the correct response!

 

[Green Mind]

These jokes are so old...

 

[fenderhutz]

....yet still so funny.

 

[kesslari]

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