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How many Emo bassists does it take to change a lightbulb?
- Thread starter Tony In Philly
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wow... the more i read this the more i think people have no life and pick on another group just because it isn't their own 
Here are all the lightbulb jokes I can think of:
Q. How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Not sure, but I have a 1991 video of Fugazi changing a lightbulb that will tell me everything I need to know.
Q. How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. If a lightbulb is anything like a filthy sleeping bag, then the answer is "two."
Q. How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. WANNA RIDE BIKES?
Q. How many bassists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. None, the piano player can do it with his left hand.
Q. How many chamber musicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Lightbulbs? Pffft. They use candles and it suits them just fine.
Q. How many postgraduate music students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Change a lightbulb? Are you kidding me? Who has time to change a lightbulb? I need time to practice!
Q. How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Not sure, but I have a 1991 video of Fugazi changing a lightbulb that will tell me everything I need to know.
Q. How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. If a lightbulb is anything like a filthy sleeping bag, then the answer is "two."
Q. How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. WANNA RIDE BIKES?
Q. How many bassists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. None, the piano player can do it with his left hand.
Q. How many chamber musicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Lightbulbs? Pffft. They use candles and it suits them just fine.
Q. How many postgraduate music students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Change a lightbulb? Are you kidding me? Who has time to change a lightbulb? I need time to practice!
Q. How many orthodox Christians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. CHANGE???
Q. How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Fish.
A. CHANGE???
Q. How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Fish.
wow... the more i read this the more i think people have no life and pick on another group just because it isn't their own
Oh, we all have lives. It takes a remarkably short amount of time to post jokes about emo kids, especially when they're so easy.
Time to post: 15 seconds.
Oh, we all have lives. It takes a remarkably short amount of time to post jokes about emo kids, especially when they're so easy.
Time to post: 15 seconds.
+1
Oh, we all have lives. It takes a remarkably short amount of time to post jokes about emo kids, especially when they're so easy.
Time to post: 15 seconds.
w/e it sound like all the posts are from some smart alec 10 year old
being a smart ass isn't the purpose of forums, it's to help people with questions and give them answers courteously, not to put them down... these forums are (as far as i'm concerned) for all bass player of any genre
Yeah, that's right! Regardless of whether or not they have any tone, technique, or musicality. I support their right to wear their instrument at knee level and scream nonsense into a microphone. They are my brothers. Put them down? Not on my watch.
JKT
No one is cutting down someone in the more serious part of the forum. This is close to the Off Topic side of things IMMHO.
My 2 cents.
+1
Especially the "I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself." I'm not emo and that one is just so easy to "get" it's not even funny. I never understood why it was in the first place.
dudes, you all need to just lighten the F*** up!!! this was clearly intended as light hearted humor, but some people just can't handle that... :scowl:
I wish that joke were emo, so it would kill itself after realizing that it's already been posted, like three times.
