How many Precision bassists does it take to change a light bulb.

[JustRob]

If it's a ceiling light, just remove the light bulb. You can never have enough headroom.

 

[Red Four]

How many six-string bassists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six, though no one knows why, as they can never quite manage to explain to anyone else why that many are needed.

(I think basses of all shapes and sizes are cool, but couldn't resist. )

 

[elgecko]

I found this light bulb on Craigslist. Is it counterfeit?

 

[chuck3]

This is the kind of tone I'm trying for with my light bulb - what pedal should I use?

 

[gmarcus]

A Fearful light bulb has a broader spectrum and evenly disperses the light in the room.................

 

[slobake]

Are the MIM bulbs as bright as the MIA's

 

[audreycashin]

flatwound lightbulb

 

[slobake]

How do I get over LBAS ? (Light Bulb Acquisition Syndrome)

 

[amroach]

I have NO idea what people see in vintage lightbulbs.

 

[JACink]

Some very dark humor here!

 

[williamk]

Some very dark humor here!

http://jpgdump.com/files/20983.png

 

[elgecko]

The filament in my light bulb was wound by Abigail Ybarra, making my light bulb superior.

 

[DenisEatonHogg]

The controls for my lamp go to 11! That's one more, idn't it.

 

[punkjazzben]

Victor says: Doesn't matter if the lightbulb is broken, just as long as you groove when you hit that switch.

 

[slobake]

For sale or trade 58 GE Incandescent, lots of mojo. $10,000. Will ship CONUS

 

[kedo]

its the indian, not the lightbulb

 

[kedo]

things you'll never hear a lightbulb say at a sunn o))) show

 

[sloppy_phil]

Do they use flatwound bulbs?

Yes, but only as long as it's got a tort 'guard!

 

[kedo]

Flatwound bulb with a tort lampshade? Yum!

 

[ThudThudThud]

That's funny. As a self confessed lighting geek that made me laugh. Well played, sir.