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How many TBers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Discussion in 'Bass Humor & Gig Stories [BG]' started by HomeBrewTJ, Sep 8, 2008.


  1. HomeBrewTJ

    HomeBrewTJ

    May 16, 2004
    Lafayette, IN
    How many TBers does it take to change a lightbulb?

    1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

    14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

    7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

    6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

    2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

    15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

    19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb forum

    11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

    36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

    5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs

    15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and their own light bulbs

    7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

    4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

    13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

    5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

    4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

    13 to say "do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

    1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that George W. isn't the brightest bulb.

    4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.

    1 moderator to point out that changing the lightbulb is only as good as the effort you put into it....and then lock the light bulb thread.

    1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
     
  2. Pretty much... I lol'd
     
  3. lols im reading this just before going to bed, imma have a wacked dream tongiht XD




    but srsly you pretty much nailed it
     
  4. superfunk47

    superfunk47

    Sep 9, 2007
    8 - 1 to change the bulb, 3 to go on about how they did it just as well with their Asian knockoff brand bulbs, another 3 to defend their higher end bulbs by saying that it makes them more comfortable to screw in, and one to see the whole thread and GAS over MTD bulbs. :bag:
     
  5. Rickett Customs

    Rickett Customs

    Jul 30, 2007
    Southern Maryland
    Luthier: Rickett Customs...........www.rickettcustomguitars.com
    Dude, this needs to be a stickie :D
    So much the diverse mannerisms described here.
     
  6. El-Bob

    El-Bob Supporting Member

    Oct 22, 2006
    Hamilton, ON
    hahaha, good post. i got a laugh out of it :)
     
  7. Mcfunkinstein

    Mcfunkinstein

    Jun 22, 2008
    was it at least an eco-friendly light bulb?
     
  8. You forgot about the 5 people who will say that the foreign made bulbs (that were previously made in the USA) have horrible quality control and are no longer living up to the name they used to stand for.

    Also, the 80 people who will say that Brand B light bulbs are just copies off of Brand A bulbs, and last only a limited time due to cheap construction and materials, despite some Brand B bulbs lasting years without a problem.
     
  9. David1234

    David1234

    Jun 1, 2004
    Sydney, Australia
    Endorsing Artist: SWR Amplifiers
    two more ask whether the light bulb impedance is too low and will burn his mum's house down

    three more asking whether to plug them in in series or parallel
     
  10. Smallmouth_Bass

    Smallmouth_Bass

    Dec 29, 2005
    Canada
    200 to say that the MarkBass LMII can do it all by itself with the punch of a SS head, but with the warmth of a tube.
     
  11. fenderhutz

    fenderhutz Supporting Member

    Jan 28, 2007
    Harpers Ferry WV
    You forgot to add Major Metal screaming "Metallica!" and uttering random Metallica lyrics in the process.
     
  12. Dave R

    Dave R

    Sep 21, 2007
    Boise, ID USA
    It wouldn't be so funny if it weren't so true.
     
  13. bassman314

    bassman314 I seem to be a verb, an evolutionary process...

    Mar 13, 2005
    Bay Area, CA
    3 to troll the thread for no other purpose than to annoy the most opinionated members of the thread

    Another moderator to ban the trolls

    14 users who add nothing more than a thinly veiled reference to an adult activity.

    1 user who tries to hard to be relevant and makes mention of the Qintar
     
  14. Darkstrike

    Darkstrike Return Of The King!

    Sep 14, 2007
    One to ask "Is the lamp itself american?"
     
  15. 2 to argue the fact that light bulbs made on CNC machines are inferior to those made by hand and another 4 to argue whether Korean made light bulbs are just as good as US made ones, as long as they come over here to be set up.
     
  16. wdinc01

    wdinc01

    Nov 19, 2005
    Jacksonville, FL
    Six more to offer their views which kinds of filaments in the bulbs would best do the job.
     
  17. You're forgetting 25 people starting an argument over which provides better, more authentic light: regular filament or fluorescent bulbs =)
     
  18. Rickett Customs

    Rickett Customs

    Jul 30, 2007
    Southern Maryland
    Luthier: Rickett Customs...........www.rickettcustomguitars.com
    This is more and more sounding like a recap so far this year :p
     
  19. Darkstrike

    Darkstrike Return Of The King!

    Sep 14, 2007
    "What about Sadowsky brand bulbs, better than Fender...."
     
  20. LMAO! :D
     

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