Cigarette smoke should do it. Find place where lots of people smoke and leave it it in that room for a week. Although it'll stink really bad after that...![]()
actually he's right. and i HATE cigarettes.
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Cigarette smoke should do it. Find place where lots of people smoke and leave it it in that room for a week. Although it'll stink really bad after that...![]()
Jim isn't telling you not to try it. He's merely pointing out some possible shortcomings. If somebody's going to jump on you for doing something to your bass, it won't be him.

nothing wrong with him at all, sorry if I seemed rude.
I'm doing the best I can with my english
anyway, a friend of mine can make an aluminum pickguard (in silver and not shiny)
but I can't figure out how it's gonna look on a vintage white cream bass...
any chance to see this combination somewhere?
the closest thing I've seen here is this jazz bass
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... it would be easier (and in most cases cheaper) to buy an "aged" pickguard. ... sometimes DIYing just isn't worth it.
Whatever you choose please post the results. I'd love to see it.
I bought a vintage white P bass (not a Fender) with an ugly white pickguard, so I'm going to put a tort one soon, but I want to try and age the white one, to be hopefully more "creamy"
any suggestion?
This one is simple... Take it off.. let it sit outside in the sun for a few weeks.
That makes no sense to me at all. The sun bleaches things - I would think it'd get lighter, not darker.
Not sure if everybody who suggested it is aware, but cigarette smoke really stinks. If you're looking for a stinky pickguard, though, this approach will definitely get you there. Slowly.
Tea or coffee sounds like a good idea, and they will get you there, I guess. Slowly.
RIT dye = fast + easy , which is for me, because wvbass = lazy!
Not sure how well these pictures capture it but here is the pickguard I did:
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The jazz bass has its original, unmodified pickguard. The precision has been through a RIT treatment. I wanted a subtle change, which I think I got. When I first dyed it, I really overdid it. I used the steel wool to remove some of the discoloration. The steel wool is very important. The dye won't stick at all to the smooth pickguard.
As you can see, it still looks like a white pickguard, but it doesn't look like its going to glow in the dark anymore. It is also easy to change the color very significantly, if you choose. The pictures of the guitar that are linked to in this thread look to be a lot more dramatic a color change than I wanted. I also used tan instead of yellow because I wanted a darker, duller color.
(If you look closely, you can see the grill of my Baby Blue reflected in the j bass pickguard. The steel wooled and dyed guard won't act like a mirror, which also cuts down on its perceived "brightness.")
That makes no sense to me at all. The sun bleaches things - I would think it'd get lighter, not darker.