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How to annoy people (warning, very annoying thread)
- Thread starter slobake
- Start date
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So like this one time, like, me and my friends were like, really bored and we needed something to do and so like Sarah was all like, hey, we should all go down to the mall so we were all like, ok, but Johnny didn't want to cause like his ex like works at the apple store but we were all like ohmygod, she probably isn't even working but he was still like all against going down since they like broke up because like Johnny slept with her aunt and things were like really awkward between them so we actually had Michelle call the apple sore and ask for his ex Desiree but like the guy said that she wasn't working so we were all like yay and stuff but then as we wer trying to leave Johnnys car wouldn't like start or anything and we were all like what the heck how are we going to get downtown to get to the mall and were were like totes freaking out for sure cause there was like this new store that sold these new totes cute shoes that I really really wanted because they would have looked liked so amazing with that new dress that I got last week because it has flowers on it and like so did the shoes and it was like the cutest match evaaaaaaaaa but anyways we didn't have a ride down there so we like started to get worried and since we all were just carrying plastic and there were no like atms for like thousands of miles so we had to go and like try and find change for the bus even though I hate the bus cause this one time I had to ride the bus there was like this one old guy and he totally looked at me and like said like hi to me and smiled and I was just like totally gag me with a spoon and complained to the driver that this old man was harassing me and he totally got kicked off the bus but it was totally his fault cuz he was like all old and like gross and stuff and I really didn't want that to happen again but like I really had to get downtown so I could get those totes cute shoes but we kept like looking for some change but like we couldn't like find anything because I totally think that maid keeps stealing our stuff and I told her that I could send her right back to Iraq or Mexico where she came from and she was like I'm from Idaho or something gross like that and I was totally just like whatever but like we couldn't find like any change for the bus and I was like getting SUPER stressed out cuz Becky said that she really wanted those shoes too and ohmygod I would just totally die if she got them first cuz beckys like this fat boyfriend stealing pig who totally hooked up with Josh even though she knew I liked Josh and she is such a whore but then I was like hey you better step off my man and she was like *** so I went and told everyone that she like had herpes and now shes like super mad at me but like, I don't care but then I was like why don't we call Jarred to give us a ride and stuff but Sarah was all like omg Jarred like broke his leg and I was just like omg what a jerk and we were like all like omg what are we gonna do and stuff so then Johnnys like why don't we just walk and I'm like are you serious do I like look homeless to you and I totally didn't cuz I was wearing like these super cute new bracelets that I got from my daddy when he went to like Russia or something and they went so well with these earing s that I got that were kinda old but still super cute that I was totally going to throw away until I thought of what if like a homeless person like comes and goes through my garbage and like steals them from me from my garbage and then gives them to like his ugly pig girlfriend ohmygod I would just die so I decided I'd give them to Trisha cuz shes like poor and stuff but I thought that would be super gross too so I just kept them because its better than someone who isn't as pretty as me wearing them but anyways like I was totally getting mad cause nobody would come give us a ride not even that skank amanda who totally think we're friends since we've known each other since like 2nd grade or something but shes super ugly and really its embarassing to be seen out in public with her anyways so we ended up like not even going anywhere and I was super upset cause like 2 days later I totally saw becky wearing my shoes and I started crying but I totally hooked up with Mark her boyfriend at Megans party last month so I told her and she was all like Mark how could you and I was like cuz your an ugly cow b*** and she ran home, it was like super funny.
Right, right, right, Did you know I like english muffins better than toast?
