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How to "be" smart

use unnecessarily large words, as in "therefore" instead of "so."

don't just drink coffee, drink it in coffee shops

say things like, "The book was better than the movie."

keep it going, y'all.
As someone who frequently does the first and the last, I'm quite offended; therefore, I must insist that reading posts on TB are much better than the movie.

PS. Semicolons make you look smart too ;)
 

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