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How To Blow Your Audition
- Thread starter brianrost
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As discussed previously - expose your foot fetish as you hit on the female singer.
Apparently for me, it's asking the band leader what key the song is going to be in that he just called. Oh and also asking what is the average pay per gig.
How To Blow Your Audition
I hear no shows tend to work.
Addressing the subject of pay may also get you there.(especiylly before every having met in person, anyone involved)
I hear no shows tend to work.
Addressing the subject of pay may also get you there.(especiylly before every having met in person, anyone involved)
Having to do your audition alongside a terrible drummer who is also auditioning for the same established project. "Why werent you guys playing together?".... 
Get there late, blaming it on the clocks going forward 5 weeks before, and refuse to play the arrangements.
Show up drunk or stoned.
In his case, that was Lipton.
Show up late and say I'm not really a bass player, I'm really a drummer but I just want to play more gigs.
Not asking what you need to prepare musically and what sort of gear you will need for the audition.
One thing, just because I show up to audition does not mean I’ll take the gig if offered. Pay, amount of gigs, rehearsal schedule, general work load, as well as the quality of the product all work into the equation. It’s better to have this ironed out before agreeing to sign on.
One thing, just because I show up to audition does not mean I’ll take the gig if offered. Pay, amount of gigs, rehearsal schedule, general work load, as well as the quality of the product all work into the equation. It’s better to have this ironed out before agreeing to sign on.
In my case, being a better singer than the singer. I was auditioning for bass player with vocals...
"Hey cool, I always wanted to play jazz. Do you have tabs for those songs?"
It is a constant puzzle to me how people approach auditioning for bands. I've auditioned plenty of musicians for the bands I've been in, and the most common red flag to me is the one that seems to be the easiest to fix, too: showing up prepared. Say I give a guitarist five songs to learn for a cover band--nothing too difficult, and their audition is two weeks away. Without fail, without fail, they will show up not knowing at least one of the tunes. And when that tune comes up to play at the audition the usual "you know, I didn't have time to learn this one. But if you guys start playing it I can work my way through it." Bravo. Great that you can play by ear. Know what? I'd be more impressed if you actually did your homework.
The other red flags like weird personalities; tardiness; faulty equipment; bad attitudes; egos; etc, I can usually live with if they just show up and know the tunes.
As for me, I've auditioned for plenty of bands, too. I've had success in most, and all I do is show up on time; have the tunes prepared; have the right equipment; and have a good attitude. That's it.
The other red flags like weird personalities; tardiness; faulty equipment; bad attitudes; egos; etc, I can usually live with if they just show up and know the tunes.
As for me, I've auditioned for plenty of bands, too. I've had success in most, and all I do is show up on time; have the tunes prepared; have the right equipment; and have a good attitude. That's it.
Not much call for Jaco riffs around here...
I showed up for the big music school audition I'd spent all winter shedding for, assuming they'd have a guitar cable I could use.
Never made that mistake again!
(Something I did on the "blues in F" test at least got me back on the waiting list.)
Never made that mistake again!
(Something I did on the "blues in F" test at least got me back on the waiting list.)
Ask, "do you really think this setlist will attract anyone?"
For me, it's "if I'm a better guitarist than the guitarist...".
This can also get you fired after you've been a member for years.
It confuses me that people think asking about pay is call to lose an audition. Hell, I'm not prepping a damn thing until I know if we are on the same page regarding money. I know a few acts that like to sink all their pay "back into the band". In my experience that is code for band leader takes all the pay. If we are not on the same page about money then charting your music, listening or even reading your set list is a waste of my time.
