How to get a girlfriend

[Bassist Jay]

My two best pick up line when getting a girl were "Does this rag smell like chloroform?" or "Does this drink tastes like it has ruffies in it?"

 

[i_got_a_mohawk]

My two best pick up line when getting a girl were "Does this rag smell like chloroform?" or "Does this drink tastes like it has ruffies in it?"

My favourite is

"Fancy going halfers on a b@$t@*d"

 

[scorpionldr]

Simply decide that you do not want a girlfriend and swear off girls for the forseeable future.

You'll have a girlfriend momentarily!

its an amazing feeling to **** with a girl's head by talking to her and then reiterating that you aren't looking for a relationship. Like leading flies to honey......

 

[L-A]

To cheer username up, I think one of the first things I did with my now girlfriend was invite her to play games.

 

[mike_v_s]

TBH I'm surprised it took 19 posts before someone mentioned this.

I'm surprised I even opened the thread, considering the title. If i'd gone with my gut, it might have been 19 pages before it got mentioned.

Mike

 

[MakiSupaStar]

So in summary, take a shower, and be confident. This guy's a genius. He should start a thread where he shares his genius with everyone, because insider tips like this deserve to be in their own thread. Oh wait, he did.

 

[ssbass]

This worked several times for me. Last time ended in a marriage & three kids. Be careful- BE VERY CAREFUL...

^^^^ So true

 

[MatticusMania]

Simply decide that you do not want a girlfriend and swear off girls for the forseeable future.

You'll have a girlfriend momentarily!

Too true my friend, too true.

lol, yes you have...

A love connection?

*JOY*