How will you die?

[buzzbass]

I'll probably get crushed under a heavy leg press, or something, at the gym. Either that or a car will fall off jack stands and kill me.

 

[ONYX]

Porn overdose.

 

[the_stoot64]

Tractor incident.

 

[sharkbait130]

My avatar might be a hint.

 

[higain617]

I will be frozen in suspended animation during an epic battle at a cryogenics facility.

 

[jwr]

Statistically speaking more than likely cancer.

This thread sucks. I hate thinking about death.

 

[aetheldrea]

Low rate of suicide by Blues players made me smile

 

[placedesjardins]

Considering I like funk, that would fall under R&B. Plus I have borderline high cholesterol and blood pressure. Maybe that chart is right?

 

[PortlandBass77]

Were does getting shot by a redneck who loaded carrots into a shot gun because he was drunk fall on this list?

 

[caligula]

Well, I was concerned that I was leaving out death by tiger, snake, shark, hamster, goldfish, etc.

I'll take one of these two ... maybe add Labrador puppy to that list.

 

[Spent]

Were does getting shot by a redneck who loaded carrots into a shot gun because he was drunk fall on this list?

That would be homicide. An unusual homicide, but homocide none the less.

I'll take one of these two ... maybe add Labrador puppy to that list.

Not to dig into your personal life, but how would this happen? On second thought, I don't need to know that.

 

[Sav'nBass]

Alone...

 

[Frozen J]

Blaze of glory?

 

[Dug2]

from gas

 

[Muddslide]

Growing up I had somewhat of a nihilistic outlook, & assumed that I would never see my 30th birthday. So I lived fast not wanting to miss anything. Mid 30s I've slowed it down. In 2 weeks I'll be 46 ... *fingers crossed.*

I come from a line of guys who passed near 60, so every day above ground is a good day!

Ha! Oh my brother, I could have written this 100%. Except I've been 46 for about 6 months and my old man has somehow managed to make it to 80. (Not the case for other males in my family.)

I really feel like I am paying now for living so near the knuckle when I was a kid. Like you say--never thought I'd hit 30. Hell, I never expected to make it to 18.

 

[Spent]

from gas

I don't think gas is fatal. If it was, TB would be a lonely place.

 

[hsech]

I've already had a blood clot in my heart, bypass surgery, stents and carotid artery surgery. Something tells me my heart will probably get me.

 

[Munjibunga]

You left off "being struck by a meteor," which is the way I want to go.

 

[hbarcat]

A few years ago I spent 5 hours playing poker with the grim reaper and another week with him hovering over my shoulder before he decided it wasn't my time and wandered off to deal with other customers.

Blunt trauma to the chest tore my aorta which was surgically repaired with plastic parts. I'm going to guess that this will catch up with me sometime before I get old and I'll probably die of heart related causes.

Although bear attack or meteor strike could be strong contenders.

 

[Spent]

You left off "being struck by a meteor," which is the way I want to go.

Well, this article was written after researching how musicians actually died. Given the choice, my description would violate the tos of tb. My wife would also object.