A woman at a dinner party, to an inebriated Winston Churchill: "You, sir, are drunk." Winston: "Yes, madam, I am drunk. But you are ugly, and in the morning I shall be sober."
"Marriage is an institution. And I'm not ready for an institution." - Mae West.
"Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids." - Annon.
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"I don't care what you call me, as long as you call me." - Mae West