TalkBass has been independent since 1998. Add your voice.
Create a free account to reply to discussions, view embedded media, and browse with fewer display ads.
Join free Log in
Want zero display ads or expanded classifieds tools? Compare plans.
Tobaggan or not tobaggan, that is the question. And something about swings and barrows … Yep. Nup. Beats me.
Skip the wank…What about mantises? Manti?
You think you’re useless?
I don’t have any pics to post, so by TB rules…..I haven’t even happened

I'm not sure if you've been told; but you, my friend, are the dark matter which is necessary to balance out the visible P bass, tort and flats here in TB universe. If we had the best most eminent minds of science today to poll as to how important you are, I'll tell you - you rate "totally essential"!
I guess its somewhat ironic we would never have known you were so critical if it wasn't for this very thread which uncovered the "missing mass" or dark space here on our beloved website. From this I can only conclude the OP's claim of uselessness to be completely wrong.
Weird![]()
![]()
Oh the conundrum you put forward. I can honestly say, I can’t tell if that is the smell of sarcasm or condescension in your post!!! And of ALL DAYS it’s today, the day of fools!!!
well played.
(Definitely no intention other than a bit of a giggle - and at no-one's expense. Apologies if it seems otherwise.)
of the 20+ basses that i have only 1 is a 5 string......so you'll be ok...
Weird out of the 15 bass's I own only 1 is a 5 string. Maybe there should be a club.
S.A.W. = Skip All Wank.Skip all the wank. I propose that that be a new talk base term.
We already have too many threads about nothing.
Can someone start another one, please?