I CAN'T MAKE UP MY MIND ABOUT MEN!!!!!!!

[bassfacekevin]

Chicks dig being called Ma'am. You should put that in your Guide.

YOU WILL NOT SPEAK ILL OF THE GUIDE!

 

[mlowe]

Well, I try to give good advice on what women are thinking and what we want. I think it's time to return the favor!!!

Unless the thinking of men only consists of sex, beer, sandwiches, football, sex, hockey, bass, sleep...

No women on the face of the earth knows what they want. How are guys supposed to know.

"YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT I WANT",
umb eh what do you want,
"YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT I WANT",
can't you just tell me,

There's nothing wrong with the list, it just needs to include all the things you want too.

There's the problem. Stop looking, the right one will find you. If he finds you, you know he's genuinely interested. Then you just need to find out why. If it's to misuse you, you can do the I'm washing my hair. If not, you just could be on your way.

Gee, you sound like Roz in Frasier.