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I hate to admit it...,

Meh, there's always one. Ride a motorcycle and there's going to be somebody to tell you they know better than you. It's an unwritten rule of school-marm types that tsking at motorcycle riders is necessary. I have managed to ride for decades without learning how to wheelie on purpose. Maybe it's time to do that, and post pictures for him to tsk at. And then ride a tricycle around in his front yard at midnight, stark naked, with no helmet, shouting Beastie Boys lyrics, just because. That would be punishment enough for him, because nobody wants to see my unsightly melanin challenged behind glowing in the moonlight.
 
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Meh, there's always one. Ride a motorcycle and there's going to be somebody to tell you they know better than you. It's an unwritten rule of school-marm types that tsking at motorcycle riders is necessary. I have managed to ride for decades without learning how to wheelie on purpose. Maybe it's time to do that, and post pictures for him to tsk at. And then ride a tricycle around in his front yard at midnight, stark naked, with no helmet, shouting Beastie Boys lyrics, just because. That would be punishment enough for him, because nobody wants to see my unsightly melanin challenged behind glowing in the moonlight.

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