I need some advice.

[MisterFabulous]

Use sunscreen

 

[MAJOR METAL]

Stop seeing your therapist professionally before you start dating them.

 

[charlie monroe]

Never trust a fart

 

[SgtHulka]

If you're ever scoring glass when attempting to cut it, and you score too lightly, never go over the old score again. You'll only make it worse.

I hope I'm not the only one that thought at first you were talking about crystal meth.

But this is exactly the type of awesome cool advice I need thank you.

 

[SgtHulka]

Life’s a bitch. Have some pie.

- Dad

This reminds me of my college days.

"Life is like a six pack, drink it up".

 

[SgtHulka]

When experiencing double vision, the one on the left is usually the real one.

I thought Paulie told Rocky to hit the one in the middle?

 

[Basslice]

Always keep one hand in your back pocket when poking around your amp.

 

[fhm555]

Don’t eat any and may all your ups and downs be in bed.

 

[elgecko]

Don't panic!

 

[Jeff Scott]

Question Authority.

 

[elgecko]

Watch out where the Huskies go, don't you eat that yellow snow!

 

[Winslow]

Don't panic!

And don't forget your towel.

 

[Oddly]

 

[hbarcat]

Never drink more than two Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters unless you are a 30 ton mega elephant with bronchial pneumonia.

 

[Lagado]

A spoonful of honey, when proffered, may placate an angry bear.

 

[Polfuste]

Buy a new bass. now. Or at minimum a new pedal.

 

[dwm74]

Try the veal. And don't forget to tip the waitstaff.

 

[slapshot]

Do unto others before they do unto you. Just kidding. Remember the Golden Rule.

 

[JohnMCA72]

Buy low, sell high.

 

[Atshen]

1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
3. When in another's home, show them respect or else do not go there.
4. If a guest in your home annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and they cry out to be relieved.
7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9. Do not harm little children.
10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.