I need some advice.

[PWRL]

And if you do catch it, see a doctor and get rid of it.

 

[PWRL]

Buy low, sell high.

 

[Tom Bomb]

"Never be rude to an Arab."​

 

[Michedelic]

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

 

[DirtDog]

Life’s a bitch. Have some pie.

- Dad

 

[Lagado]

When experiencing double vision, the one on the left is usually the real one.

 

[WaveyDavey]

Don’t take any wooden nickels.

 

[PWRL]

If you're ever scoring glass when attempting to cut it, and you score too lightly, never go over the old score again. You'll only make it worse.

 

[Michedelic]

On your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.

 

[Tom Bomb]

"Don't stand. … Don't stand. … Don't stand so close to me."​

 

[C Stone]

Don't spit into the wind...

 

[Richland123]

Joking: Don't ask for advice on Talkbass.

Serious: Be nice.

 

[bholder]

Beware the JubJub bird, and shun the frumious Bandersnatch.

 

[Richland123]

Beware the JubJub bird, and shun the frumious Bandersnatch.

Why should I shun a band that had Ross Valory and George Tickner before they formed Journey?

 

[charlie monroe]

Why should I shun a band that had Ross Valory and George Tickner before they formed Journey?

Stop questioning authority.
You'll do as you are told and like it NOW MISTER!

 

[Jeff Scott]

If you're ever scoring glass when attempting to cut it, and you score too lightly, never go over the old score again. You'll only make it worse.

First world experience?

Some sage advice, if you happen to be in Australia: alway be on the lookout for drop bears.

 

[PWRL]

First world experience?

Yep, that one is a quick learn.

 

[dayo]

Guinness gives you Strenght

 

[blastoff99]

When you can be either brilliant or pleasant, choose pleasant.


Wish I could remember the source. A search didn't help.

 

[Hot Rats]

Treat people how you would like to be treated.