I need some advice.

[Lagado]

Don't slip on loose muesli.

 

[Oddly]

If you don't speak out, you won't be heard.

 

[bluesblaster]

never give a moose a muffin

 

[Jim Nazium]

Lather and rinse. Don't repeat.

 

[YYYYGUY]

Don't stand so close to me.

 

[SgtHulka]

Never drink more than two Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters unless you are a 30 ton mega elephant with bronchial pneumonia.

This reminds me of a national enquirer headline I saw once in the 80s...

"swami jailed because his herd of flying elephants drops cow patties on horrified crowd."

Never drink more than two Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters unless you are a 30 ton mega elephant with bronchial pneumonia.

 

[SgtHulka]

never give a moose a muffin

Huh

 

[48thStreetCustom]

Never trust a fart

That would be good advice if I only farted once a day.

 

[EBGB]

There is great value in not being seen.

 

[Pilgrim]

Never sleep with anyone crazier than you are.

 

[buldog5151bass]

Yellow snow, brown acid = bad

 

[Tom Bomb]

Too needy.​

 

[TheDirtyLowDown]

My North Carolina grandad's advice comes to mind often lately. Here's one tidbit, 50 years later, coming to you through a haze of pipe smoke from the front porch of the actual log cabin that he actually built himself on some bottom land along the Pigeon River:

"Son, never mud-wrestle with a pig. It gets you both dirty, and the pig enjoys it."

 

[Ostie]

Never play poker with anyone named “Doc”.

 

[Yango]

Avoid starting aimless threads.

 

[Jeff Scott]

"Son, never mud-wrestle with a pig. It gets you both dirty, and the pig enjoys it."

I've only watched (in real life) mud wrestling once, but it seemed all involved were really enjoying it (no pigs involved).

 

[48thStreetCustom]

It's usually between the seat cushions.

 

[SgtHulka]

I've only watched (in real life) mud wrestling once, but it seemed all involved were really enjoying it (no pigs involved).

When the Hollywood Tropicana was open here in Los Angeles, I once got to mud wrestle 3 hot chicks in bikinis for only 40 bucks. They give you shorts and a place to shower after. I had a hell of a good time. And instead of trying to win it's best just to let them pin you down.

 

[Jeff Scott]

When the Hollywood Tropicana was open here in Los Angeles, I once got to mud wrestle for only 40 bucks. They give you shorts and a place to shower after. I had a hell of a good time. And instead of trying to win it's best just to let them pin you down.

That'd be the place! 1989.

 

[Yogi Bear]

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt.