I ran naked with the cookie monster....

[Alrod]

I slept with the kool-aid man because I didn't like the way she looked at me.

That's pretty sick!

 

[superdick2112]

Must be a few May birthdays & blue shirts...

I ran shirtless with a stripper because I'm a pimp.

 

[Chef FourString]

Umm.. I left auto-login on after being at a friend's (who incidentially is a guitar player) house....

Awesome.

 

[D.M.N.]

I shanked my lover because hoes keep stealing my tacos.

 

[iridiumrocks]

Must be a few May birthdays & blue shirts...

I ran shirtless with a stripper because I'm a pimp.

Me too!

I ran shirtless with the kool-aid man because I'm a pimp

FYI, I would rather run shirtless with the stripper

 

[Greyfin10]

I must be pretty paranoid, because the first thing I thought when I saw this was someone fishing for dates of birth... I know I only allow my age to show on my profile for that reason (d.o.b. is sometimes used as a security question when retrieving credentials). I am 99% sure this was just for giggles, but then again, that's what the "only show age" thing is for... I must not be the only one.

 

[Tat2dHeart]

This was just for giggles. I don't care when anyone was born. I'd forget your birthday anyway - just ask my kids....and I was there when they arrived.

 

[mrbell321]

I shot a teletubby because I've got abs?

 

[superdick2112]

Just had my wife run hers...

"I banged your grandma because I didn't like the way she looked at me"

I don't think she'll be nosing around TalkBass again anytime soon.

 

[Ayce]

I stabbed a french fry because I love marijuana.

Sounds about right, as long as the weapon was a tooth pick.

 

[skwee]

I shot a stripper because hoes keep eating my tacos!

 

[bassistjoe93]

I ate your mom because I love marijuana...

 

[musicman666]

I shot a stripper because im a pimp.

 

[fuzzy beard]

I smoked with some crack heads cause i'am a pimp.

 

[Pollinator95]

I stabbed a homeless guy because I'm sexy like that.

I think we should have these on our sigs or something.

 

[mellohawk]

I cuddled with the trojan man because because I love marijuana. lol

 

[M_P5]

I ran naked with a stripper because I love marijuana... well this explains a lot... really =)

 

[whitefuneral]

I shanked my lover because I'm a pimp

 

[El-Bob]

I beat a homo because I love Marijuana!

 

[5Squid]

I ran shirtless with a french fry because I love marijuana