I ran naked with the cookie monster....

[Braddock]

I beat my best friend because i'm sexy like that...LOL

 

[5StringBlues]

I shanked a golfball because I'm a pimp.

 

[5StringBlues]

I shanked a stripper because hoes keep stealing my tacos.

Sigworthy!

 

[willbassyeah]

I smoked with your grandma because hoes keep stealing my tacos

 

[Lawkeeper]

I stabbed a homeless guy because I'm sexy like that.

Oh no, what have I done!?

 

[bob 2010]

I ate a pot head because i'm sexy like that.

 

[Tom_RCJ]

I banged Paris Hilton because hoes keep stealing my tacos...


I think I need to shower now. With a BBQ brush.

 

[faulknersj]

Is this talkbass...or is this a new part of facebook...i'm confused...now go practice your bass....go on....

 

[clutebass]

I ate a dog because I like to snort cocaine

 

[Tampabass]

TMI

 

[BobaFret]

I slept with a porn star because I smoked crack.

 

[NicJimBass]

I banged my best friend because I love to snort cocaine.

 

[Tom_RCJ]

I wonder how many are "good in bed", lol. Not that there would be anything wrong with that...

 

[FutureTense]

I shot the trojan man because I'm sexy like that.

 

[TheMightyWoot1]

I banged a golfball because I love to snort cocaine...

 

[jmac]

I guess it beats showering with the tickle monster.

I can't be the only one that got this.

 

[El Beardo]

I ran shirtless with a stripper because I love marijuana.

 

[bobbybass85]

I cuddled with a toothbrush because hoes keep stealing my tacos.

 

[bobbybass85]

After posting mine I know wonder.... how many people are actually confessing something to get it off their chest...

 

[stambroker]

I ate a homo because I'm a soldier.