I ran naked with the cookie monster....

[Paul M]

I must be pretty paranoid, because the first thing I thought when I saw this was someone fishing for dates of birth... I know I only allow my age to show on my profile for that reason (d.o.b. is sometimes used as a security question when retrieving credentials). I am 99% sure this was just for giggles, but then again, that's what the "only show age" thing is for... I must not be the only one.

You beat me to it. I was thinking the same thing.

 

[iriegnome]

I banged a homeless guy because I love marijuana.
That sucks... I have done many many things, but never had sex with a guy nor have I ever smoked pot!

 

[pasta4lnch]

I slept w/ my lover because hoes keep stealing my tacos . . . those damn taco stealing hoes!

 

[jamersonburton]

I stabbed homer because i love marijuana

 

[Baron Von Vik]

I smoked with a dog because I love marijuana?*

*editorial disclosure- Haven't, don't. Funny though.

 

[afzoomie67]

I banged a french fry because I love marijuana..

 

[Jordan S.]

After posting mine I know wonder.... how many people are actually confessing something to get it off their chest...

^^^ Lol

 

[Waffles and Scotch]

I stabbed a stripper because I'm a pimp...

 

[winstonthecat]

I smoked with the trojan man because I love marijuana

 

[bassinplace]

I ran shirtless with a glass of milk because I love marijuana.

 

[cccy]

Interesting. I cuddled with a bowl of cereal because I love marijuana. Makes sense!

 

[Drunk Heffalump]

I shot a stripper because I'm sexy like that

 

[hrodbert696]

Apparently I stabbed your mother, because I'm sexy like that.

Ugh.

 

[NML1986]

I cuddle with a stripper because hoes keep stealing my tacos, because I'm sexy like that and I have AMAZING boobs. (I'm wearing a flannel shirt, white, black and red).

 

[turbo chicken]

Cuddled with a dog because I'm a pimp.

 

[tuckomf]

I ate a french fry because I love marijuana.


None of that is even remotely accurate.

 

[BassNoobSuomi]

I needed a porn star because i love to snort cocaine (Did not, Do not)
BTW I don't know wether i should be here because i'm 13 years old.
Warning about content in title prehaps?.

 

[MatticusMania]

I needed a dog because Im a soldier boy! Sorry... soulja boy!

 

[Funky Ghost]

I needed an Easter egg because hoes kept stealing my tacos

 

[STRINGSLINGER]

I ran shirtless with a toothbrush because I love to snort cocaine.