"So that I could thank you for the incredibly tough job you have to do everyday?"every time i get pulled over, after a greeting, they ask me to self-incriminate by asking...do you know why i pulled you over today?...
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"So that I could thank you for the incredibly tough job you have to do everyday?"every time i get pulled over, after a greeting, they ask me to self-incriminate by asking...do you know why i pulled you over today?...
In all those encounters with the law , I have never had a single problem with any of them no matter what the offence.
Smile , be pleasant , don't act like a jerk and you will probably get a break. At the very least you won't get clubbed , tayzed or shot.
Aka ''the greaseball defence''. Good luck!"So that I could thank you for the incredibly tough job you have to do everyday?"
The last time I was pulled over a policewoman asked me that very question and I answered, "I figured it was to compliment me on my driving." She told me why, and let me go.
Last Friday, after a really really tough week...I was chilling out and having a few rum and cokes.
Out of nowhere, this cop pulls me over and was severely uptight. He actually confiscated my ice bucket. What a douche.
your bs filter needs cleaning.Seriously? After a FEW rum and cokes you could have gotten a trip to the greybar hotel , a $10,000 dollar bond , another $10,000 bucks for lawyer fees ,a mandatory trip to A.A. and at least a six month suspension of your drivers permit. All you got was a confiscated ice bucket? Smile , be happy. You skated on that one dude.
your bs filter needs cleaning.
you misunderstood. The bs was the post you quoted and railed against previously. Hence the need to clean your filter.Try driving after having more than one drink in this country these days and see if there was any B.S. in my post. Legal limit in most states is .08. That is about 1 1/2 beers or one good stiff drink. I personally know a couple of people that have been through it. There was no exaggeration to any of my statements. In fact , I think I was a little low on the legal fees mentioned.
Try driving after having more than one drink in this country these days and see if there was any B.S. in my post. Legal limit in most states is .08. That is about 1 1/2 beers or one good stiff drink. I personally know a couple of people that have been through it. There was no exaggeration to any of my statements. In fact , I think I was a little low on the legal fees mentioned.
I think what he meant about your filter needing cleaning was that the story you responded to was a joke. The guy didn't get pulled over and have his ice bucket confiscated. He was just being silly. Make sense now?

Seriously? After a FEW rum and cokes you could have gotten a trip to the greybar hotel , a $10,000 dollar bond , another $10,000 bucks for lawyer fees ,a mandatory trip to A.A. and at least a six month suspension of your drivers permit. All you got was a confiscated ice bucket? Smile , be happy. You skated on that one dude.
Yeah, your right. But you're pretty much screwed anyway.Aka ''the greaseball defence''. Good luck!
You had just enough detail to pull it off. Had you just said pea sprouts, it might not have worked.During a gas shortage a guitar player pal and I were heading out to the country to plant two or three hundred sprouts (the kind musicians grow). We went to get gas, but it was so crowded the lines extended to include a few cars still on the road. Since we were the new arrivals and last in line, I turned on the emergency blinker to prevent getting rear-ended. In the side view I saw a cop turn his lights on and park behind my pickup truck. He came up to the window and asked why I was parked in the road, and I told him there were so many people waiting to get gas that the line went into the road. He looked around and saw how busy it was. Then he looked in the back of my truck and asked me what all the little plants were. I told him they were sapphire peas and we were going to transplant them in my grandmother's garden after getting gas. He looked like he had never heard of sapphire peas, paused a bit, and left us waiting in the road to get gas. That was close.
Yeah, your right. But you're pretty much screwed anyway.
You can guess at what you did wrong, be wrong and get ticketed for that in addition.
Or you can plead ignorance, which implies you are not paying attention to your driving, which might be reckless.
Funny phrase reckless driving. It sounds like wreck less driving which should be a good thing?
I'm sorry, are you inferring that refusing to answer the "do you know why" question will get you cited for reckless driving???