I will never own a .....................................

[5StringBlues]

 

[PillO]

NBA team

Any professional sports team. Except maybe rollerderby...

 

[BioDriver]

Tequila distillery.

 

[Atshen]

Or, presumably, a marmot?

Is that Flea on the left, with the stick?

 

[Snert]

Is that Flea on the left, with the stick?

Yes.
Are you really telling us you've not seen the Big Lebowski?

 

[bholder]

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What's the best metal for sporking? I gotsta know. (Not that it matters — not in the market. Never. Splades! That's where it's at. Finely honed, petrochemical, schizoid spoons with a workable edge.)​

I will never own a Foon, the inverse of the spork.

 

[Tom Bomb]

Fork the foon! I'll be having NONE of that ​

 

[S-Bigbottom]

Is that Flea on the left, with the stick?

Yes.
Are you really telling us you've not seen the Big Lebowski?

MOVIE NIGHT!!!

I am ready.

 

[Biggbass]

Boat

 

[Boogiepop]

Zeppelin.

Upkeep is 24/7. And insurance costs are through the roof.

B.

 

[The Owl]

 

[Tom Bomb]

… offal only heart.​

 

[turf3]

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Not just any steam locomotive, but a STREAMLINED steam locomotive! Who could ask for anything more?

 

[turf3]

I had one twenty or more years ago like that, the fork and spoon were separateable for eat time.

Could not find a real Swiss Army picture but this is close.

Don't forget this one:

 

[Atshen]

Are you really telling us you've not seen the Big Lebowski?

Uuuuhhh, yes... ?

 

[bholder]

A Turbo Encabulator! Sadly. Sounds pretty good.

 

[Winslow]

Uuuuhhh, yes... ?

 

[murphy]

I will never own a ...Rickenbacker .......

 

[murphy]

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That scene scared the bejesus out of me as a small child!!

 

[StereoPlayer]

I will never own a ...Rickenbacker .......